Necron DeSantis
@dudes.bsky.social
skeeting will continue until morale improves
Bad news for this old man, times have changed. In 2025 there are bitches in the living room getting it on, and they ain't leaving
August 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Bad news for this old man, times have changed. In 2025 there are bitches in the living room getting it on, and they ain't leaving
Why are you quoting Noah
August 14, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Why are you quoting Noah
Best brewery, try their State Ale if you haven't already
March 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Best brewery, try their State Ale if you haven't already
I have terrible news, fucksocks exist:
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Thigh High No Slides v2 (1 pair) choose Black or White Finish
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January 1, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I have terrible news, fucksocks exist:
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clapcleats.com/products/thi...
What kind of crafts?
December 28, 2024 at 5:41 AM
What kind of crafts?
Petra was introduced to me as "Christian Pearl Jam" in maybe 1992 when I was 11
...and I just realized I've never really listened to Pearl Jam
...and I just realized I've never really listened to Pearl Jam
November 28, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Petra was introduced to me as "Christian Pearl Jam" in maybe 1992 when I was 11
...and I just realized I've never really listened to Pearl Jam
...and I just realized I've never really listened to Pearl Jam
GET EQUIPPED WITH:
a marketing campaign
a marketing campaign
November 5, 2024 at 7:27 PM
GET EQUIPPED WITH:
a marketing campaign
a marketing campaign
You never wear pants all day?
September 11, 2024 at 10:09 PM
You never wear pants all day?
Finally, a tech podcast with useful advice: what menswear I should be stealing
September 6, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Finally, a tech podcast with useful advice: what menswear I should be stealing
Welcome and have a blessed El Assico
September 5, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Welcome and have a blessed El Assico
The accountant has a note pad that just says "accelerated depreciation" underlined three times
September 3, 2024 at 7:29 PM
The accountant has a note pad that just says "accelerated depreciation" underlined three times
pi-hole.net is the best computer project I've done in a decade, the best ad-blocker there is
August 3, 2024 at 4:02 PM
pi-hole.net is the best computer project I've done in a decade, the best ad-blocker there is
Fascism is very, very bad, but that tattoo is the true threat to democracy
July 21, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Fascism is very, very bad, but that tattoo is the true threat to democracy
I'm going to start another account just to like this again
July 16, 2024 at 6:14 AM
I'm going to start another account just to like this again
I saw one with, no exaggeration, maybe 100 bullet hole stickers across the sides.
That was over a week ago, and every time I drive by that intersection I remember it and get upset. A miasma of dorkiness remains on these roads. I am haunted by this infernal nerdmobile
That was over a week ago, and every time I drive by that intersection I remember it and get upset. A miasma of dorkiness remains on these roads. I am haunted by this infernal nerdmobile
May 20, 2024 at 5:53 AM
I saw one with, no exaggeration, maybe 100 bullet hole stickers across the sides.
That was over a week ago, and every time I drive by that intersection I remember it and get upset. A miasma of dorkiness remains on these roads. I am haunted by this infernal nerdmobile
That was over a week ago, and every time I drive by that intersection I remember it and get upset. A miasma of dorkiness remains on these roads. I am haunted by this infernal nerdmobile
One time I accidentally received Brio Magazine instead of Breakaway Magazine. Luckily my parents threw it away when they discovered it was a girl magazine, otherwise James Dobson would have surely turned me gay
January 20, 2024 at 3:26 PM
One time I accidentally received Brio Magazine instead of Breakaway Magazine. Luckily my parents threw it away when they discovered it was a girl magazine, otherwise James Dobson would have surely turned me gay
That guy in The Matrix learned kung fu in like 1 minute, you should be able to in 28 whole days
December 4, 2023 at 12:37 AM
That guy in The Matrix learned kung fu in like 1 minute, you should be able to in 28 whole days
...am I being cancelled right now?
November 30, 2023 at 6:57 PM
...am I being cancelled right now?
I think most contrarians would disagree with this statement
November 30, 2023 at 6:34 PM
I think most contrarians would disagree with this statement
Oh that's the disease where you can't hit a receiver in stride past 15 yards? There's a reason Liz Taylor never made it in the NFL
October 20, 2023 at 2:07 AM
Oh that's the disease where you can't hit a receiver in stride past 15 yards? There's a reason Liz Taylor never made it in the NFL
Taylor Swift? The lady from the Cumtown Extended Universe?
October 15, 2023 at 8:20 PM
Taylor Swift? The lady from the Cumtown Extended Universe?
Welcome Sandy. Please tell us about your favorite uncle
September 27, 2023 at 4:08 AM
Welcome Sandy. Please tell us about your favorite uncle
Can I send this to you
September 3, 2023 at 5:31 AM
Can I send this to you
Glad you're having fun at the glory hole
July 2, 2023 at 6:12 AM
Glad you're having fun at the glory hole