Did everyone really have that bad of a 2025?
January 4, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Did everyone really have that bad of a 2025?
I thought it was a great and unexpected ending to an incredible career
Thank you John Cena
Thank you John Cena
December 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I thought it was a great and unexpected ending to an incredible career
Thank you John Cena
Thank you John Cena
Can I request the Blink-182 nurse at my next colonoscopy?
December 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Can I request the Blink-182 nurse at my next colonoscopy?
I didn’t know women liked Arby’s. If that’s sexist I’m sorry
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I didn’t know women liked Arby’s. If that’s sexist I’m sorry
No matter what happens Munenori Kawasaki deserves a ring
November 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
No matter what happens Munenori Kawasaki deserves a ring
Do I know anyone who can give me a prosthetic bullet wound on my neck?
I have an idea for a Halloween costume
I have an idea for a Halloween costume
September 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Do I know anyone who can give me a prosthetic bullet wound on my neck?
I have an idea for a Halloween costume
I have an idea for a Halloween costume
We make a date and I book a reservation. I write you a message and you don’t respond. You know I have a medical procedure booked that same week. I message you a week later (admittedly not great) to see if we’re still on for the date but I’m the asshole?
August 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
We make a date and I book a reservation. I write you a message and you don’t respond. You know I have a medical procedure booked that same week. I message you a week later (admittedly not great) to see if we’re still on for the date but I’m the asshole?
Here comes Honey Labubu
August 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Here comes Honey Labubu
The name Kat for women is the same as the name Jason for men
July 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The name Kat for women is the same as the name Jason for men
Hooked up with a woman from Mexico the other day. Take that ICE
July 20, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Hooked up with a woman from Mexico the other day. Take that ICE
Nobody got caught cheating at Wu-Tang
July 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Nobody got caught cheating at Wu-Tang
My Dad’s Root Beer can beat up your Dad’s Cookie any day
June 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
My Dad’s Root Beer can beat up your Dad’s Cookie any day
I know I’m over dating apps at this point cause I just swiped right on someone while saying out loud “yeah, whatever”
June 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I know I’m over dating apps at this point cause I just swiped right on someone while saying out loud “yeah, whatever”
6 months on the wagon 👍
June 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
6 months on the wagon 👍
Is there a clever way to say “I eat 🐱” on dating apps?
May 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Is there a clever way to say “I eat 🐱” on dating apps?
Not everyone ages well but some cosmetic surgeons are really good at their job
May 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Not everyone ages well but some cosmetic surgeons are really good at their job
Happy birthday George
May 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Happy birthday George
The election is over. How do we make each other feel bad now? Back to Marvel vs DC or sports teams I guess
April 29, 2025 at 9:58 AM
The election is over. How do we make each other feel bad now? Back to Marvel vs DC or sports teams I guess
That anxiety song gives me anxiety
April 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
That anxiety song gives me anxiety
The last thing I posted might have been about a bot and now I feel dumb on multiple levels
April 23, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The last thing I posted might have been about a bot and now I feel dumb on multiple levels
I’ve been asked the most inappropriate questions on dates by women who work in HR
April 23, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I’ve been asked the most inappropriate questions on dates by women who work in HR
Episode 2 of Adolescence made me realize I’ve been friend zoning everyone in my life with this 💙
April 12, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Episode 2 of Adolescence made me realize I’ve been friend zoning everyone in my life with this 💙
Consultations with 5 therapists over the last 3 days. I think I’m going to need a session just to work through all that
April 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Consultations with 5 therapists over the last 3 days. I think I’m going to need a session just to work through all that
I don’t see any difference in the Shreks
February 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I don’t see any difference in the Shreks