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Plan A is biting a bullet
Plan B is biting a belt
We recommend Plan A due to its end of life care options
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I had hat too I believe I definitely remember having that song in its entirety
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Devilled eggs hands town my favorite, either key lime or apple with ice cream on top
November 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I hope yall all read it in his voice too
November 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Be mein fuhrer ever
November 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Odd seeing her smile, bet that drives him crazy, well crazier
November 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Honestly the fact that the files are going to be released is new information.
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Trump looks the right and longingly asks "Can I call you bubba?"
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Same, however when I do play a Stevie Nick's song I do tend to replay more times than I like to admit.
November 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I mean, she knows why right? There's a simple path to resolve this issue. Step 1 is don't be a shit person.
November 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
While shitting on the flag, now if he did something remotely gay he'd be out in heartbeat. It's a weird cult
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
If there's pedophiles in the Democratic Party, I want them named and out of the party and preferably in jail. You would think that they would want to purge them out too.
November 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
What about "Oink! Oink! Oink!" Or just everyone doing their best pig impression. That would get the point across and be fun too.
November 20, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Off topic, but it did get me wondering can you top an upside cake or would it you have to bottom it?
November 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Because nothing says will of the people than having to result to "at all costs'.
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Nah if it happens it'll be either natural causes or in a way that would make him a martyr. If they indicated self harm they would have to admit something.
November 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Feeling really called put right now (oh and don't forget rereading the message and see that you skipped a word after you already sent it)
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I'm thinking more like BLOAT biggest liar of all time, if he was the greatest it'd involve some degree of intelligence and we wouldn't know. Generally I also find POS works well too.
November 17, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I wonder what he's running from in Texas thus time.
November 17, 2025 at 11:27 AM
So we're going to bring beef in from Argentina which is known to have history of issues with, you guessed it beef.
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I mean who isn't convinced by a screenshot of a Facebook post? The only reliable information we get is that they have spotty reception, wifi, and a functional charger. (A quick Google search verified "facts" appear to be made up)
November 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
You think the chose a white turkey to increase the odds.
November 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
And let's not forget how poorly she ran Hogwarts
November 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Looks like someone drunk stumbled into the 90s gay porn section
November 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
That's a sure fire way to know someone's parents are blood related
November 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM