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Trump wants Greenland so he can rename it Trumpland.
It’s not brain surgery to figure this shit out. You overcomplicate things.
It’s not brain surgery to figure this shit out. You overcomplicate things.
January 18, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Trump wants Greenland so he can rename it Trumpland.
It’s not brain surgery to figure this shit out. You overcomplicate things.
It’s not brain surgery to figure this shit out. You overcomplicate things.
Ian Bummer looks in the mirror several times a day, raises an eyebrow and says I am the smartest person in the world.
January 12, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Ian Bummer looks in the mirror several times a day, raises an eyebrow and says I am the smartest person in the world.
He watched Paris Hilton’s sex tape. Meaning he watched it with Melania. Not that Melania was in it. Paris and Ivanka were childhood friends. And the creepy orange pedophile watched his daughter’s childhood friend’s sex tape. Recorded when Paris was in early 20s. Get it now?
December 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
He watched Paris Hilton’s sex tape. Meaning he watched it with Melania. Not that Melania was in it. Paris and Ivanka were childhood friends. And the creepy orange pedophile watched his daughter’s childhood friend’s sex tape. Recorded when Paris was in early 20s. Get it now?
Don’t forget he watched the Paris Hilton tape with Melania. And talked about it…
which is really creepy when you learn that Paris and Ivanka became friends in middle school. Played together regularly. Who watches a sex tape of their daughter’s childhood friend? Trump, that’s who.
which is really creepy when you learn that Paris and Ivanka became friends in middle school. Played together regularly. Who watches a sex tape of their daughter’s childhood friend? Trump, that’s who.
December 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Don’t forget he watched the Paris Hilton tape with Melania. And talked about it…
which is really creepy when you learn that Paris and Ivanka became friends in middle school. Played together regularly. Who watches a sex tape of their daughter’s childhood friend? Trump, that’s who.
which is really creepy when you learn that Paris and Ivanka became friends in middle school. Played together regularly. Who watches a sex tape of their daughter’s childhood friend? Trump, that’s who.
True. But he’s still a dick. And in his own, small way, hurt Biden purposefully knowing full well that Trump was a disaster for Ukraine.
December 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
True. But he’s still a dick. And in his own, small way, hurt Biden purposefully knowing full well that Trump was a disaster for Ukraine.
Kasparov is a dick who bashed Biden for four years. He helped elect Trump both times.
December 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Kasparov is a dick who bashed Biden for four years. He helped elect Trump both times.
Witkoff is shorter than Putin… who is short.
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Witkoff is shorter than Putin… who is short.
It never looked dominant.
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
It never looked dominant.
1. Trump is dying and he wants to be memorialized in NYC.
2. He thinks Mamdani’s wife is hot.
2. He thinks Mamdani’s wife is hot.
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
1. Trump is dying and he wants to be memorialized in NYC.
2. He thinks Mamdani’s wife is hot.
2. He thinks Mamdani’s wife is hot.
Don’t overthink it…
1. Trump is dying. He wants NYC to memorialize him
2. He thinks Mamdani’s wife is hot
1. Trump is dying. He wants NYC to memorialize him
2. He thinks Mamdani’s wife is hot
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Don’t overthink it…
1. Trump is dying. He wants NYC to memorialize him
2. He thinks Mamdani’s wife is hot
1. Trump is dying. He wants NYC to memorialize him
2. He thinks Mamdani’s wife is hot
Kasparov sucks. He helped get Trump elected with his Biden bashing.
October 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Kasparov sucks. He helped get Trump elected with his Biden bashing.
October 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Ari Shapiro is a lightweight. Already wrote a memoir 😂 Self absorbed dork.
October 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Ari Shapiro is a lightweight. Already wrote a memoir 😂 Self absorbed dork.
Even the smug, buffoon Kernan is rolling his eyes now.
October 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Even the smug, buffoon Kernan is rolling his eyes now.
We have to identify these “agents” and understand 1) who they are, 2) what training they have, 3) what is the chain of command, 4) who is in charge?
Most of them look like tatted up cosplayers just doing whatever the fuck want.
Most of them look like tatted up cosplayers just doing whatever the fuck want.
October 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
We have to identify these “agents” and understand 1) who they are, 2) what training they have, 3) what is the chain of command, 4) who is in charge?
Most of them look like tatted up cosplayers just doing whatever the fuck want.
Most of them look like tatted up cosplayers just doing whatever the fuck want.
Nothing shows reverence for a deceased person like using their name for your Starbucks order.
September 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Nothing shows reverence for a deceased person like using their name for your Starbucks order.
David Axelrod can f**k all the way off.
He helped get Trump elected twice with his Hillary and Joe bashing.
He helped get Trump elected twice with his Hillary and Joe bashing.
September 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
David Axelrod can f**k all the way off.
He helped get Trump elected twice with his Hillary and Joe bashing.
He helped get Trump elected twice with his Hillary and Joe bashing.
They are trying to preemptively blame interest rates for the coming layoffs and recession caused by the chaotic, imbecilic tariffs.
September 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
They are trying to preemptively blame interest rates for the coming layoffs and recession caused by the chaotic, imbecilic tariffs.
Right? I assume over a month ago? So, dismissing the FBI lead last month should be better understood in the context of today’s shooting.
September 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Right? I assume over a month ago? So, dismissing the FBI lead last month should be better understood in the context of today’s shooting.
Would be interesting to know when Charlie’s tour schedule was announced.
September 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Would be interesting to know when Charlie’s tour schedule was announced.
@karaswisher any update on your Bessent support?
September 3, 2025 at 5:33 AM
@karaswisher any update on your Bessent support?