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I tried to find a screen grab of Milhouse saying "this is where I come to cry" but every time I tried to download one it saved as a blank image. And not only am I annoyed, I also think yeah... That makes sense
September 3, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I miss those post surgery panties they give you
September 3, 2025 at 7:14 AM
When I was a kid my family would get into my dad's truck and we'd drive to his friend's house to buy firewood. We'd load up the trailer then drive back home and stack it in the backyard. That feels so far away now, but I can almost feel the bark scratching against my forearms just thinking about it
May 25, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I'm so nostalgic for this time. It was so beautiful and so absolutely fucked up. It's hard to see the emptiness behind my eyes and still long for that time and those feelings
May 22, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Anyway, I've been spring cleaning and it's really gone to my head that I'm a really good person for doing this 💅🤡
May 11, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Sometimes I get really bummed that I never met Paul Reubens. The whole experience would smell of poppers. RIP to a real one
May 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Nothing fuckin compares to:
Kinda like a fest with comadre, Broadway calls, sabertooth zombie, touche amore
April 24, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Imagine... A world where you can curl your middle toes and the big guy and littlest just hang out and watch
April 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
It's literally Easter and I'm just trying to imagine rooting for the Rockets (I can't)
April 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Sometimes I can't remember if someone hates me so I just say, hey
April 18, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Just dreaming about the stud in the second season of Survivor
April 18, 2025 at 6:51 AM
April 18th! Berkeley!
April 5, 2025 at 9:29 AM
That I've been blessed to see Laura Jane Grace perform since I was 19, it's how I know I exist 😎😎
April 5, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I'm half assedly doing a puzzle while I watch the first season of survivor, thinking about how hard things are for me!!!!
April 5, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Reposted
April 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Me watching basically all reality shows: leave that woman alone

Me watching MAFs au this season: leave Ryan alone (but also I hate him)
March 29, 2025 at 8:36 AM
If I was on Survivor (would literally never happen) and someone voted me out AND spelled my name wrong I'd be so pissed
March 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I wish I could do the splits hamburger style
March 23, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Codecs sounds like kotex
March 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
We're about to be stocking up on poppers like we did with the original recipe four lokos 😎
March 15, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Pps rocket science is the best
March 15, 2025 at 8:27 AM
What cannot a house divided do?
March 15, 2025 at 8:23 AM
💅 had to hang up my nice clothes when I got to the hotel #againstMe
March 7, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Update: I bought two season tickets for the Valkyries' inaugural season ⛹️‍♀️🏀
Ok but another thing, who put a deposit down for Valkyrie season tickets? I'm terrified to see how much it costs but you know I threw down a deposit
March 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Waaaaiiittt is it because I'm also drinking an energy drink? 😅
March 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM