@bencollins.bsky.social proud of what you & @theonion.com have done for the sandy hook families in taking down Jones. All I hope is that Dan from @knowledgefight.bsky.social gets the desk he deserves!

@knowledgefight.bsky.social does this mean y’all get the desk?

@bencollins.bsky.social I got you brother.

Bellybutton lint is proof that, given enough time, your stomach will eat your shirt

In this house we say “Merry Super Bowl”, none of that “happy championships” here

When my students ask who I want to win the Super Bowl, I ask them which team Taylor swift plays for. Their look never disappoints.

Like we’ve normalized reusing gift bags, let’s normalize re-gifting birthday & greeting cards by not writing anything in them

Nothing better than cold, rainy hot tub days