jimmy mondo
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jimmy mondo
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i want to offer thanks, to you
you gave me hope
just by posting
dont stop being dope
dopey world needs smart friendly dorks

dont stop being one
because kindness works
dont stop being you

🫶
and of course, pardon the language.

laughter is the best remedy for anger.

🏳️
February 6, 2026 at 12:32 PM
The Million Dick Wavering
The Jolly Day of Dicks
The Great Cock Convention
The Day The People United Around Wangs

infinite possibilities here folks.

protest in a peaceful manner, stay safe.

To The Dicks We Hold, …. we smile

stay up, no pun intended.

😌

love light and cock ✌️
February 6, 2026 at 12:29 PM
i’m grumpy watching the news like i’m having fantasies of mollions of people waving dildos at … you know… the … meh

WAVE DILDOS AT THEM!

8===========+=D

big ones
February 6, 2026 at 11:48 AM
it’s hard to stay out of something so stupendiously moronic. pardon the language, not trying to pick a fight with the US prez here…

just saying… a deal was in place, trump tore it up, and is making threats to get it back?

i’m sure diplomacy is and can be a tad more refined?

thank you?

please?

🙏
February 6, 2026 at 7:55 AM
so… talking sense to someone immune to reason? worth the risk?

here goes;

Dear Mr Trump.

Barack Obama made a deal you pulled out of, which you now are insisting be put back into place.

does that compute, sir?
a little girl with blonde hair is making a funny face while sitting in a car seat .
ALT: a little girl with blonde hair is making a funny face while sitting in a car seat .
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:34 AM
dear bad guys,
i am praying for you to become nice and good guys 🙈

thank you ✌️
February 5, 2026 at 1:17 PM
every day is a new chance to do the right thing… may we seize the day in that manner…

🙏

on that note, thank you

🩵✌️🫣🙏🧐🙈🫣🫣🙏✌️🩵

peace love and good things to you
February 3, 2026 at 6:35 PM
i did everything wrong today, would the lord forgive?

i forgive all and everything, a new beginning begin.

amen

🩵
February 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM
how do you seed a seed of love unto the heart of a tyrant?

may a seed of love become the seed of light may it shine and dispel darkness.

let there be love

amen
January 29, 2026 at 5:09 PM
🧵 1/3

this talk about civilizational collapse is misunderstood. It wont happen because of migration or demographic dynamics.

It will be bc of overconsuption of finite recources. Like food. Rich and greedy will hoard and the common man feels the pinch.

it is avoidable. Wealth redestribution and -
December 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
he’s a flat out unfit to lead, but to dumb to realize it.

f u dondon. f u.

sincerely,
- every… 🧐

yeah never mind.

when the prezodent wants to silence the free press… like… it’s not good 👀
This is as easy a test of your belief in the American system as is conceivable: Should this be an acceptable argument from a president?
December 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
ayo - tell the editor to call santa. we need santa clause over here! pronto! 🤌
December 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
someone needs to interview santa claus this christmas. a full, tell all and tell everything on and off, f u kinda santa claus ho ho hoing in the festive season.

yes. santa. we need santa! 🎈🧸⛄️❄️ 🎅🏻

thank u that’d be all.

✍️
December 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Reposted by jimmy mondo
it is better to be kind and dumb than smart and mean. Jesus told me that, so it’s true.

kind people are kind you see, and jesus likes kind people. mean folks arent that kind.

i like jesus, so i try to be kind.

is it mean to say that fascism is meanie and not cool?

because it aint.

beind kind is
September 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
am i going to do this? risk life and limb to say the most obvious thing in the world right now?

uhm… i dunno…

But - Dystopian Idiocracy: how internet replaced intellect - wasnt a movie. it will be the title of the documentary covering our contemporary days.

sorry.

Fuck Pete Hegseth too.

🫶🙏✌️🫣👀
December 10, 2025 at 6:20 AM
if only a fraction of my news feed holds as true, and not satire or deliberate disinformation of some sort… like sheesh!

elon musk is not even a james bond villain, he’s Dr. Evils jock step brother who has a weed problem

And Hegseth is de debbil 🫣

not supporting this,not commenting further either
December 10, 2025 at 5:56 AM
a small seed of light
may it bloom
a prize for peace
let it loom
and lead
more peace as a prize was given,
gifted, to war mongering idiots in power

prove me wrong
i pray you do

make the whole world smile,
as you do 🙏

#fifa
December 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
i want to stop posting
but i know i wont
until tyrants turn saints
lets awaken the woke

awaken light,
within and without
without light only darkness
may yours shine bright
kind words to a meanie
truth to power
i lack the courage
so by tonight’s after hours
i post this

a seed of light
December 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
i want to offer thanks, to you
you gave me hope
just by posting
dont stop being dope
dopey world needs smart friendly dorks

dont stop being one
because kindness works
dont stop being you

🫶
December 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
for some christmas wisdom, read sermon on the mount, until it sticks.

then be a good christian, if that is what you aim to be, or just, you know, a good person.

im humble enough to admit im flawed tho.

❤️🙏🏳️👍✌️✌️🫣🙆☮️👀🙈💁🧐👀🩵☮️❤️🙏✌️💕💫
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 AM
pete hegseth is always wrong.
December 1, 2025 at 7:08 AM
sir, ladies, gentlemen and all creatures dwelling on our lovely mother earth; it’s christmas soon - and on that note- make compassion cool again, would you?

for the actusl love of god… you know?

peace out.

🫣
December 1, 2025 at 7:03 AM
«what would the world be if everyone thought like that» someone moralized me once,

first thought was «peaceful and friendly towards all, i imagine»

imagine (all the people?)
History; one thing is to be aware of the past. another is to learn: you dont have to make peoples mistakes to learn from them

imagine hitler having ghandi as a teacher. he would never have joined the army,and thus not become what he did

Ahimsa. is the word. teach non violence philosophy in schools
hfascinating.one
December 1, 2025 at 6:51 AM
so, i want to say something good. that changes someone bad into someone good, if only better.

i love you.

yes, you.

give a stranger a hug today, and tell them they matter and god loves them.

amen bro
November 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
✌️
October 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM