Dudebeast
@dudebeast.bsky.social
Friendly neighborhood Dude. I once corrected Neil deGrasse Tyson https://x.com/neiltyson/status/1286348513803206660
As POTUS I promise every American will have mansions, big trucks and have lots of sex with beautiful people. #canibepresidentnow
May 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
As POTUS I promise every American will have mansions, big trucks and have lots of sex with beautiful people. #canibepresidentnow
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Beloved T. rex stolen from Grand Rapids yard. After bringing joy to passersby for two years, the owners of a beloved T-Rex statue that stood proud in the yard of their Grand Rapids home say it was stolen. https://www.woodtv.com/news/grand-rapids/beloved-t-rex-stolen-from-grand-rapids-yard/
April 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Beloved T. rex stolen from Grand Rapids yard. After bringing joy to passersby for two years, the owners of a beloved T-Rex statue that stood proud in the yard of their Grand Rapids home say it was stolen. https://www.woodtv.com/news/grand-rapids/beloved-t-rex-stolen-from-grand-rapids-yard/
We already had a reason to hate GB. But this takes the cake. All those Packers fans can convert to Bears fans. We're accepting apologies and grovelling here: www.chicagobears.com/about/contac... #Packers
a man wearing a brick on his head stands in front of an american flag .
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media.tenor.com
April 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
We already had a reason to hate GB. But this takes the cake. All those Packers fans can convert to Bears fans. We're accepting apologies and grovelling here: www.chicagobears.com/about/contac... #Packers
How do you win the meme war?
a dog in a storm trooper costume with the words get ready for battle
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media.tenor.com
March 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
How do you win the meme war?
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When people talk about "American Exceptionalism" they now usually mean that Americans are exceptionally bad a running a country.
March 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
When people talk about "American Exceptionalism" they now usually mean that Americans are exceptionally bad a running a country.
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"Anyone, anyone" teacher from Ferris Bueller's Day Off
YouTube video by pmw8000
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March 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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This may be the fastest Presidency to recession in American history
March 4, 2025 at 10:53 AM
This may be the fastest Presidency to recession in American history
Trump and Vance should read this
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Things a high-level manipulator will do when you finally stick up for yourself
Standing up for yourself is never easy—especially when you’re dealing with a skilled manipulator. The moment you stop playing by their rules, they don’t just back down. Instead, they shift tactics, tr...
geediting.com
March 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Trump and Vance should read this
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Nice editorial about what's missing in the thought process of Trump and his followers. He's a failure because he gets as much as he can with each deal instead of building win/wins that brings in more for everyone. He gets 1 good deal instead loyal repeat business.
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/01/w...
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/01/w...
Welcome to the Zero Sum Era. Now How Do We Get Out?
Zero-sum thinking has spread like a mind virus, from geopolitics to pop culture.
www.nytimes.com
March 1, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Nice editorial about what's missing in the thought process of Trump and his followers. He's a failure because he gets as much as he can with each deal instead of building win/wins that brings in more for everyone. He gets 1 good deal instead loyal repeat business.
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/01/w...
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/01/w...
We've had the first measles death in ten years. More will inevitably come. Pro-life folks shrug their shoulders. Anti-science folks are going to kill way more folks than abortions.
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media.tenor.com
February 27, 2025 at 11:51 AM
We've had the first measles death in ten years. More will inevitably come. Pro-life folks shrug their shoulders. Anti-science folks are going to kill way more folks than abortions.
Supposedly the Epstein files will be released. Who's going to believe it? They've had weeks to blackmail folks with it, scrub Trumps name. It's all going to be a sham.
two men are standing next to each other in a room .
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media.tenor.com
February 27, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Supposedly the Epstein files will be released. Who's going to believe it? They've had weeks to blackmail folks with it, scrub Trumps name. It's all going to be a sham.
A basic economic education could've prevented this. Who thinks this admin is going help anyone but the ultra wealthy? They even said what they were going to do? www.telegraph.co.uk/business/202...
Economists are starting to worry about a serious Trump recession
Tariffs on America’s neighbours and assault on federal government will hit US economy
www.telegraph.co.uk
February 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
A basic economic education could've prevented this. Who thinks this admin is going help anyone but the ultra wealthy? They even said what they were going to do? www.telegraph.co.uk/business/202...
Trump promised to eliminate the debt, the budget proposal will add trillions to the debt while removing critical services.
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media.tenor.com
February 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Trump promised to eliminate the debt, the budget proposal will add trillions to the debt while removing critical services.
How long until all legitimate media is banned and we have no idea what is going on? I think we're about a month away from that. www.npr.org/2025/02/24/n...
Court ruling lets White House ban on the Associated Press continue, for now
The Trump administration may continue — for now — to keep the AP from covering key events. A federal judge declined to issue a temporary restraining order on Monday.
www.npr.org
February 25, 2025 at 12:13 PM
How long until all legitimate media is banned and we have no idea what is going on? I think we're about a month away from that. www.npr.org/2025/02/24/n...
How long until we slap chat gpt into one of these creepy things? youtu.be/HjHqDdNbA4k?...
Watch Creepy Humanoid Robot Twitch & Move with Human Like Skeleton
YouTube video by Global Update
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February 23, 2025 at 1:49 PM
How long until we slap chat gpt into one of these creepy things? youtu.be/HjHqDdNbA4k?...
Trumps workweek summary to Musk:
Screwed Ukraine, I mean I really screwed them.
Made plans for a third term,
Reduced arrests at the border
Fired bird flu and nuclear scientists
Bribed mayor Adams
Cut aid of children refugee's
Cancelled 9/11 cancer research
Fired the top general over DEI
NASCAR
Screwed Ukraine, I mean I really screwed them.
Made plans for a third term,
Reduced arrests at the border
Fired bird flu and nuclear scientists
Bribed mayor Adams
Cut aid of children refugee's
Cancelled 9/11 cancer research
Fired the top general over DEI
NASCAR
February 23, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Trumps workweek summary to Musk:
Screwed Ukraine, I mean I really screwed them.
Made plans for a third term,
Reduced arrests at the border
Fired bird flu and nuclear scientists
Bribed mayor Adams
Cut aid of children refugee's
Cancelled 9/11 cancer research
Fired the top general over DEI
NASCAR
Screwed Ukraine, I mean I really screwed them.
Made plans for a third term,
Reduced arrests at the border
Fired bird flu and nuclear scientists
Bribed mayor Adams
Cut aid of children refugee's
Cancelled 9/11 cancer research
Fired the top general over DEI
NASCAR
Just as Trump claims the gold, Musk pulls off a mask as he puts Trump in handcuffs. Musk was Sasha Baron Cohen the whole time. #fortknox
February 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Just as Trump claims the gold, Musk pulls off a mask as he puts Trump in handcuffs. Musk was Sasha Baron Cohen the whole time. #fortknox
Who's the American James Bond who'll swoop in and save America after Elon Musk steals all the gold in Fort Knox? My money is on Bill Murray, Bruno Mars or Charles Barkley. #fortknox
February 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Who's the American James Bond who'll swoop in and save America after Elon Musk steals all the gold in Fort Knox? My money is on Bill Murray, Bruno Mars or Charles Barkley. #fortknox