Ducs
@ducnans.bsky.social
Perfectly fine account with normal amounts of football posts
Found an Arsenal fan who's got far too wound up about Tottenham and catastrophically mixed his metaphors
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Found an Arsenal fan who's got far too wound up about Tottenham and catastrophically mixed his metaphors
Wonderful graphic design
November 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Wonderful graphic design
Love this and it's also reminded me of the great Ruben Loftus-Cheek tweet
October 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Love this and it's also reminded me of the great Ruben Loftus-Cheek tweet
south korean weightlifting is good
October 22, 2025 at 10:13 AM
south korean weightlifting is good
I love that Michael Owen is a brand ambassador for treadmills, I love his quote, I love that they've used his full name, I love that they've said 10+ trophies when as far as I can tell he's won 10 exactly, I love that they've undercounted his Premier League goals by 126
September 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I love that Michael Owen is a brand ambassador for treadmills, I love his quote, I love that they've used his full name, I love that they've said 10+ trophies when as far as I can tell he's won 10 exactly, I love that they've undercounted his Premier League goals by 126
Guys I've got really bad news
September 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Guys I've got really bad news
He really is a legend
September 10, 2025 at 11:14 AM
He really is a legend
It will never be beaten
September 10, 2025 at 11:04 AM
It will never be beaten
Look how they massacred my boy
September 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Look how they massacred my boy
Windows gave me this cool camp bear wallpaper the other day
September 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Windows gave me this cool camp bear wallpaper the other day
Me when I hear a manager is too nervous to watch a shootout
August 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Me when I hear a manager is too nervous to watch a shootout
@matthewdurrant.com it's another Roryless one, I'm so fed up. And going by my podcast apps auto transcript feature they're missing him dearly
August 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
@matthewdurrant.com it's another Roryless one, I'm so fed up. And going by my podcast apps auto transcript feature they're missing him dearly
Maybe it's because I didn't bring him off the bench in the semi final
July 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Maybe it's because I didn't bring him off the bench in the semi final
Yesterday I did carrot & coriander soup with focaccia
July 5, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Yesterday I did carrot & coriander soup with focaccia
Extremely clear what this is about when you actually pay attention, but it was funnier when I skimmed it and assumed it was from a British person bitter about 1776
July 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Extremely clear what this is about when you actually pay attention, but it was funnier when I skimmed it and assumed it was from a British person bitter about 1776
At the start of the year I got into the idea of playing loads of climbing games. I got fed up after 2 of them but at least I found this wonderfully disdainful review comment on climbing.com
June 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
At the start of the year I got into the idea of playing loads of climbing games. I got fed up after 2 of them but at least I found this wonderfully disdainful review comment on climbing.com
I'll sort the rest out another time
June 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I'll sort the rest out another time
Really laughed at this in an Athletic piece on doping
June 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Really laughed at this in an Athletic piece on doping
Please look at the creme brulee I made this weekend
June 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Please look at the creme brulee I made this weekend
This would have been a bad idea for multiple reasons, but it would have been very funny for me personally so what a shame
June 14, 2025 at 10:36 AM
This would have been a bad idea for multiple reasons, but it would have been very funny for me personally so what a shame
Cooking tip: if you're not filling the pot to the brim you are wasting potential soup
June 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Cooking tip: if you're not filling the pot to the brim you are wasting potential soup
my brief google was very rewarding
June 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
my brief google was very rewarding