I was given similar advice once, and despite all odds we are still friends. Guess they were always similarly unhinged
December 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I was given similar advice once, and despite all odds we are still friends. Guess they were always similarly unhinged
She may even be down to watch
December 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
She may even be down to watch
It's always fun when you go to pull the rip cord on what's inside them only for the chord to break off and while you're trying to trying to be responsible one and pry them open while holding a tiny flashlight between your teeth but they can't stop laughing and each cackle sucks it in deeper
December 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
It's always fun when you go to pull the rip cord on what's inside them only for the chord to break off and while you're trying to trying to be responsible one and pry them open while holding a tiny flashlight between your teeth but they can't stop laughing and each cackle sucks it in deeper
Daym, that's not Shahli... that motherfucker is Stallonzo and he's gonna get your ass
December 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Daym, that's not Shahli... that motherfucker is Stallonzo and he's gonna get your ass
Stahli* my fault kinda faded rn
December 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Stahli* my fault kinda faded rn
In Shali's defense, Cena going out on a loss was pretty sad
December 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
In Shali's defense, Cena going out on a loss was pretty sad
Serve it to him like a hibachi chef
December 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Serve it to him like a hibachi chef
I gotta commend Stalhi for not having the truck twink go the way of the magic wand
December 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I gotta commend Stalhi for not having the truck twink go the way of the magic wand
🎶I'm just a crosshair, I'm just a shot away from you~🎶
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
🎶I'm just a crosshair, I'm just a shot away from you~🎶
I think the style of A fits most with Shahli's personality because of the sharp edges and how it looks unkept. I do like how D resembles drooping ears, but it also looks really groomed so it feels too clean? C just looks like hair with no ears to me. B blends the aspects I like about A and D
December 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I think the style of A fits most with Shahli's personality because of the sharp edges and how it looks unkept. I do like how D resembles drooping ears, but it also looks really groomed so it feels too clean? C just looks like hair with no ears to me. B blends the aspects I like about A and D
It gets worse when you remember Bingus family is canonically German
December 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It gets worse when you remember Bingus family is canonically German
Dawg making it monolog
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Dawg making it monolog
Expected to blow the flute just to smooch the snoot
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Expected to blow the flute just to smooch the snoot
Toss it back in the oven until the screaming stops and im sure it will be fine
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Toss it back in the oven until the screaming stops and im sure it will be fine
Mmm yes first thing I see when I wake up. Nothing beats a cup of coffee and a bussy post to start my day
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Mmm yes first thing I see when I wake up. Nothing beats a cup of coffee and a bussy post to start my day
I fondly remember when the burning tire fumes made my skin blister.
I hate this place too
I hate this place too
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I fondly remember when the burning tire fumes made my skin blister.
I hate this place too
I hate this place too
And that's why stahli tells him to wipe his ass
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
And that's why stahli tells him to wipe his ass
Not after you're done with it babey
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Not after you're done with it babey
BRO A GUY TOLD ME THIS IRL ONCE ON GOD
November 20, 2025 at 2:21 AM
BRO A GUY TOLD ME THIS IRL ONCE ON GOD
There are things out of our control that take a toll on our hearts. We are expected to be stoic and be hard in the face of adversity, but that is not in our nature. True strength is peace with your vulnerability.
Happy men's day, you beautiful bastards
Happy men's day, you beautiful bastards
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
There are things out of our control that take a toll on our hearts. We are expected to be stoic and be hard in the face of adversity, but that is not in our nature. True strength is peace with your vulnerability.
Happy men's day, you beautiful bastards
Happy men's day, you beautiful bastards
The other kids were always jealous when I got to leave for gifted cuz we got to play with blocks and play boardgames and shit.
Haters stay in math class
Haters stay in math class
November 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The other kids were always jealous when I got to leave for gifted cuz we got to play with blocks and play boardgames and shit.
Haters stay in math class
Haters stay in math class
This makes me nostalgic for my youth ♡
November 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
This makes me nostalgic for my youth ♡
On Thanksgiving he's gonna be Stahli's sweet potato pie
November 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
On Thanksgiving he's gonna be Stahli's sweet potato pie
Possible beef with the Irish aside, so are we talking like a gold potato or a girthy russet
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Possible beef with the Irish aside, so are we talking like a gold potato or a girthy russet