duckypoos.bsky.social
@duckypoos.bsky.social
August 12, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Boop
March 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
When it corrects words I've typed correctly into different things, I didn't mean or want
March 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Toe beans
March 7, 2025 at 7:54 AM
And yes that's the dog's bed, obviously
March 7, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Miss Evie
March 7, 2025 at 7:50 AM
The VBI (Vime's Boot Index) is used in economics
March 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
....And keep fucking off untill you end up back here then fuck off again. You stupid orange shitgibbon
March 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
People who hit cyclists haven't seen them, they see cyclists at the last minute when they have no lights. But can see those who have lights/reflective gear earlier

And it's demonstrably wrong that wearing safety gear has no benefit. It's like a 60 a day smoker saying, "It never did me any harm"
March 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
The number of cyclists I see without helmets, lights/reflective gear when it's dark boggles my mind

Also the above riding no handed/on phone.

Hopefully Darwin will intervene
March 5, 2025 at 10:18 AM
It's a wonderful letter.

It took him several minutes to read a letter from the King which was probably about 3 or 4 sentences.

I expect its beyond him
March 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Robert Jordan has sniffing covered (and braid tugging/skirt smoothing)

Unfortunately 🙃
March 2, 2025 at 12:39 PM
MONGO IS APPALLED
March 2, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Love this guy, passionate, great food, and funny.

I also like the fact he looks like he has just got up after a particularly heavy night
March 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM
It's spelt luxury yacht but its pronounced throat wobbler mangrove
March 1, 2025 at 10:33 AM
The algorithm knows.

Insta keeps showing me busty girls in tight tops for some unknown reason
February 24, 2025 at 8:53 AM
This is Evie she is judging you
February 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
He's a handsome chap.

Evie says hi
February 13, 2025 at 7:51 AM
It's a very very old joke.

Still funny tho 🤣
February 13, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I enjoyed a little TOTP last night too.

Peel: "You know, Aretha Franklin can make any old rubbish sound good, and I think she just has"
February 8, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Evie
February 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Accrington Stanley? Who are they? #Peopleofacertainage
January 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Audiobooks.

I read on my commute, when I'm cooking, doing housework, gardening and even can fit sine in doing some if the routine more brainless parts if my job
December 1, 2024 at 4:43 PM
As a subscriber to Popbitch I'm not surprised
December 1, 2024 at 4:09 PM