This post is likely a joke, but this appears to be a real craigslist ad on the Washington DC site, recruiting seat fillers for an event on Saturday June 14th on Constitution Ave. Compensation is $1,000 in crypto.
If this is a joke, thank you for a good laugh. If it’s serious, I have no words.

That’s beautiful! Looks like my Fox!

This is George. George is 13 years old and blind. George likes to scare the crap out of us by pretending he’s dead. George is not dead. He’s seriously just messing with me.

Good morning Bluesky fam! I just want to emote a little bit on the utter exhaustion of caretaking for an elderly parent who “doesn’t need any help”. I’m sure plenty of folks out there can relate.

Here is Fox at 2 years. I have no idea wth is going on here, but I ❤️ this picture.

I rescued Fox as a 5 week old unresponsive baby with a traumatic brain injury. He’s my sweetest miracle baby.

Here’s Fox at 6 weeks and at 7 months. Same sink.

Quick question: Do visitors need a gender check before using bathrooms in the US capitol building? Who’s in charge of checking the genitals of Girl Scouts?

Stevie Nicks was a spicy girl who was quite the ambassador, teaching friends & neighbors just how smart, loving, and hilarious chickens really are. Sadly, we lost her last year. 💔

What the heck?!? These are our demon spawn sibs! How naughty are your two?

To continue posting photos of our fur and feather family, here are Victor and Seraphina in our old avocado tree, wondering if they can get to that squirrel.

Spot on, Adam.

Please forgive my descent into cattiness, but is this a real face?

Hey duck lovers! Here’s Dottie!

Hi! I’m new here, so I’ll start posting pics of all the fur and feather kids with a photo of Neville. My teenager feeds him gummy bears so he’ll hold still for “makeovers”.