@duckjagger.bsky.social
Golden's awfully complex. He's a D in a district that overwhelmingly votes R. He'll do something to pisses off the left, then he'll turn around and do something to pisses off the right.

I'd wish he were a bit more left, but if he were he probably would not have been elected in the first place.
December 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
"Love Big Mr. Black's Little One"
June 30, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Maine's a weird state. One district very blue, one district very red. For all her faults -- and there are many -- Suzie has navigated that divide pretty well over the years.

Shit, not too long ago we elected a Governor who won with 38% of the vote.
June 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I don't know if they're still doing it, but a couple years ago Tucson, AZ was also offering free local bus rides.
June 27, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I once wrote a trivia sheet for a local pub called "John Travolta's Crystal Ball." His turndowns are legendary.

Forrest Gump, American Gigolo, Splash, Chicago, Apollo 13, An Officer and a Gentleman, Flashdance, Top Gun, The Doors & The Green Mile are all movies he's reported to have turned down.
June 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Hello AND goodbye!
June 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I'm only 68, in case the Democrats are interested in a youth movement.
May 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Excuse, please -- but does Tucker actually think the folks who are responsible for the mass graves ERECT TOMBSTONES?
May 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
This could pull a few votes away from a semi-sane Republican. I approve of this.
April 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
"It's okay if you hurt other people. Just don't hurt me."
February 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
"And further, I order the "W" to be called a "double V," because it looks like a double V and not a double U."
February 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Came over here solely to block you.

You have the right to say what you want; I have the right to not see it.

Blocked.
January 30, 2025 at 7:50 AM
There was like a five-year period about 10-15 years ago when I would scour *everything* on the internet looking for rumors about that supposed "one more Kinks album coming down the pike."

"Low Budget" practically got me through two years of my four-year Naval enlistment by itself.
January 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Movie characters *never* pick up on evil vibes.

Sure, I'll agree we *should* be smarter than movie characters, but we're not.
January 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Yeah! Back to the days when cops would stop my dad in the car because he was hammered, but would let him go because he was polite to them.
January 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Spot on. This was decades ago, but it speaks to that same mentality.

I had an aunt who was absolutely adamant that women shouldn't work except in part-time jobs, because every woman that worked full-time was taking a job away from a man.
January 23, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Taking this from the other angle, I'd like to know which Republicans consider Democrats "not evil." I haven't seen much in the way of "they're not evil, just wrong" sentiments from Republicans these days, just "TRAITORS! TRAITORS!!"
January 22, 2025 at 9:23 AM
See, I was thinking he could have saluted or pointed or made a little heart emoji thingy with his hands or the silly dance or any of a hundred other gestures that said "I wuv you," but he chose that *specific* one.

Why?
January 22, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I think if you make a true Nazi salute it gives the game away, so you can't do that.

He could have fingerpointed at the sky as if to say "Thank you, God."

He could have made a heart emoji with his hands.

He could have opened his arms in a "hug" gesture.

He didn't do any of those things.
January 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
🪗 "Oh, sing us a song, you're the Accordion Man..." 🪗
January 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I'm so old I can remember as many as 39 new episodes every year -- Gilligan's Island, for example, did 98 episodes in 3 seasons.

If you didn't get to see an episode of your favorite show back then, it was likely you'd *never* see it!
January 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
It's getting to the point where you can truthfully answer that statement with "Yes. Not *every*."
January 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Doesn't even *read* like him.
December 24, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Blocked. Not putting up with your Xeet shit.
December 5, 2024 at 1:55 AM
I see why the man (Wint, not Elon) is a legend.
November 29, 2024 at 7:05 AM