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Duckie 🐣

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+25 They NSFW/ Minors DNF DNI, I will block you if I see you are under18 / danmei fandom sometimes other content / I dont care about dynamics it's whatever it is in the moment. Don't like, don't read. / banner is concept art from the Untamed series

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Duckie 🐣

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Opening up your wallet thinking you have cash but it is empty and the cashier is looking at you waiting lol

Zoom in on comic of wwx waking up as mxy Opening a wooden box with blank eyes and mouth open in a D shape

May 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM

Duckie 🐣

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Hopefully people of the future will have a better understanding of fake information and conspiracy theories so they dont see one of these bad boys and decide to make up fake history about it. Break the cycle people, learn about real history and how to spot misinformation!

An old vintage toy of a bird in flight that you balance the beak on the tip of you finger. For those who dont know the bird toy have counter weights inside that help the bird toy stay balance.

April 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM

Duckie 🐣

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I'm so sleepy and yet I think too much about this...

Stick figure coming through door asking, Are you winning moot? Another stick figure is laying on floor next to computer crying encyclopedia AU?... The computer screen on the desk says mdzs meta.

April 8, 2025 at 12:16 PM

Duckie 🐣

@duckieassassin.bsky.social

We have agreed..... that all of this is fucking bullshit.

Three beard from the two towers film. It is a old tree with a humanoid face. Like an old man with a beard.

January 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM

Duckie 🐣

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Tripitaka: I had hoped that you would see the error of your ways and repent but alas you leave me with no other choice but to have you face my disciple in combat
Sun Wukong:

Stitch from lilo and stitch after crashing on earth laughing menacingly

January 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM

Duckie 🐣

@duckieassassin.bsky.social

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Screen shot from TV show HOUSE
House is asked where are you going?
House replies to get a 400 dollar butt plug.
Cameron asks what about goerge (the patient)?
House tells her he's gonna have to get his own.

January 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM

Duckie 🐣

@duckieassassin.bsky.social

💚❤️ home sweet home

January 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM

Duckie 🐣

@duckieassassin.bsky.social

Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?

[Mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power line] me: is that good?

December 28, 2024 at 10:26 PM

Duckie 🐣

@duckieassassin.bsky.social

I have a lot of thoughts (TM) tormenting the walls of my mind and half completed WIP please ask me about them so i can have an excuse to yap!

1 heart equals 1 idea i think about a lot but havent written anything for

November 27, 2024 at 10:32 PM

Duckie 🐣

@duckieassassin.bsky.social

LXC returning home to Gusu after the confernce at Carp Tower incident knowing that JGY is gonna come to him like "Hey bae are we good? You still love me right?"
He has a lot to unpack right now...

Three large stickie notes on a car dash thay say dont look at her instagram dont message her JUST GO HOME

November 27, 2024 at 2:01 PM

Duckie 🐣

@duckieassassin.bsky.social

These replies lmao

Chris meeks "the battering ram is going flacid. Someone talk dirty to it, quickly!"
Cagey ratfish " battering ram fluffers the least appreciates warrior class in the ancient world."

November 22, 2024 at 3:11 PM

Duckie 🐣

@duckieassassin.bsky.social

Sqq everytime he is somehow alive (again)

Tired looking woman in hat and coat saying what the hell sure

November 20, 2024 at 4:20 AM

Duckie 🐣

@duckieassassin.bsky.social

Hi, yeah Shidi, I need you to come pick me up cause I've hit my fucking limit.

Sqq close up of face in the svsss donghua looking shocked holding his fan

November 19, 2024 at 8:03 PM

Duckie 🐣

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Heads up for people who still have active accounts left on the hellscape known as Twitter after migrating here.

Block if changing soon. If your posts are set to public, accounts you have blocked will be able to view them, but they will not be able to engage. For more control over who see your posts, you can still protect your account.

If you don't want people who you have blocked to see your posts the only options will soon be to lock your account. Setting and privacy then under audience and tagging. Next to protect your tweets check the box.

October 16, 2024 at 10:53 PM

Duckie 🐣

@duckieassassin.bsky.social

💁 I'm curious so

Tumblr screen shot. u/kaelio "a person's fanfic tells you a lot about them, I, a fanfic writer, realize the terror."
U/poesflygirl "new ask game: give me an extremely specific assumption you have about me based off of my fanfic. Go."

September 28, 2024 at 6:19 PM

Duckie 🐣

@duckieassassin.bsky.social

that one Journey to the West chapter where Sun Wukong's teacher hits him three times and he was like OH this is a *SECRET CODE!* For PRIVATE lessons!

Screen shot of a video of an old man standing out in nature. Comments are pulled up over the video. Someone commented I want to learn spinjitzu. The op of the video replied to the comment saying private message me.

September 13, 2024 at 12:28 AM

Duckie 🐣

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I feel like Lan Qiren would have appreciated this teacher's words.

Reject melancholy. This is not an easy task. Nowadays young writers often show passion. They choose such names as "cold ash", "no birth" and "dead ash" as pen names, and in their prose and poetry they think of the declining years when they face the setting sun, and of destitution when they meet the autumn wind... I am not unaware of the fact that our country is facing many troubles. But can salvation be achieved through tears? I hope all writers become fichters and mazzinis and nit like Jia Yu, Wang Can, Wu Yuan, Xie Gaoyu, and so on [who moaned and complained]...

September 9, 2024 at 6:03 PM

Duckie 🐣

@duckieassassin.bsky.social

POV Jin Guangyao is about to tell you you're a little bitch in his gentle parenting voice (TM)

A series of four photos from the Untamed of Jin Guangyao in the temple scene making facial expressions progressing from outrage to stern. Similar to the way someone who is in customer service might react when someone says something rude.

September 5, 2024 at 3:58 PM

Duckie 🐣

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JC and NHS
NMJ took away NHS's computer and blocks their card everytime they try to use family money to buy a new gaming pc lol. JC tells them to piss off but then NHS just cries until JC caves and let's them stay.