Needed to hear this.

I respectfully disagree. I'm 5'5" and i would call myself short.

But it's good to feel like someone cares about my dignity!

This upsets me to my very core. I'm hearing that "arms of the angel" song as i picture those poor, sad, lonely fries cast away like mere dandelions in the wind

I figured she was gonna cross the gun line like Biscuit in Life

Could have easily been the follow up after MLK 😂

First glance I thought the cat was making a speech lol

Rappers are right wing if you really listen to them

Looks like Houston

They're usually babies fresh out of the nest and likely their first experience of being forced to do what they don't want to do (school doesn't have the same consequences as the military). So yeah they whine but i get it. Still funny, tho lol

I tell people "you should only expect apples from an apple tree"

In other words, never expect to get what the other is incapable of giving.