kristin.
duckduckristin.bsky.social
kristin.
@duckduckristin.bsky.social
Uffda.

MN ➡️ WI ➡️ CO

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An underrated perk of the woke era was not having to guess the pronouns of people named, like, Taylor or Jamie or Alex.
You’re not going to catch me guessing with pronouns on a gender neutral name over email, that person is they/them until I’m told otherwise ✌🏻
October 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Why is everyone in this ford service center lobby loudly talking on their cell phones???? Should we not all be silently scrolling???
August 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
local nonprofit theatre was showing Cats (2019) and i went to see it just in case that reset the timeline that started in 2020
August 12, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Wonder if my expression of disgust every time someone mentions AI in my presence is noticeable
May 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
staff council planning a culture sharing event so I guess I’m bringing cookie salad
April 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Coworker I share a wall with is having a Hozier morning. I wonder what it means
April 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
You may think your email is “! High Importance” but I am the master of my own inbox, thank you very much
April 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Not getting face fillers both because I think aging is beautiful and also because I don’t want to look like a Republican
March 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I’m just saying if there *were* any good billionaires, they would have stepped up by now
March 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
testing testing how does posting here work
March 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
That time 21 Pilots said “my taste in music is your face”
March 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
“Daylight savings” then why am I waking up in the dark again
March 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Checked my 401K and that was a mistake!!!
March 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Why do older millennials hashtag their kids’ names? Always first and middle. Such a bizarre phenomenon.
March 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
“I mean, the Paul brothers are known grifters at this point, so if you’re buying something from them maybe you deserve to be scammed” was not something I envisioned myself having to say during a grad school discussion
March 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Hulu really said no best actress or best picture for you
March 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I unfollow people who refer to birth as bringing their baby “earth side” wtf is that
February 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
“I have no traction” to the tune of “perfect illusion”
January 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
started watching Real Housewives of New York City to transport myself back to the early 2010s glory days
January 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
denver marketplace is wild. who is buying these $1,000 used couches
January 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
boyfriend keeps talking to me about space but that place is none of my business
January 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
i actually think hidden valley is the worst ranch
December 9, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Got overwhelmed at the holiday pottery market so I went to Safeway and bought a baguette and gouda instead.
December 7, 2024 at 7:17 PM
If you made your last name on your holiday card possessive instead of plural through the improper use of an apostrophe, I’m throwing it out ✨
December 7, 2024 at 3:51 PM