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DuckAuthority
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I guess this is my job now.

Time to get to work.
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A person in a husky fursuit petting an actual husky
November 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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When searching for "Epstein" on Twitter, the first recommended person is Donald Trump and that's fucking hilarious.
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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IG stories be incoming like
Image of a photoshopped Instragram story from h3h3productions from 2024 when Ethan Klein was working on his "Content Nuke" for Hasan Piker. The original image has been replaced with a topless selfie of Hasan, but the subtitles are the same: "If I knew this was what communism would look like in 2024"
September 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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It's true.

Someone should probably let law enforcement know that their anonymity is likely already voided.

Thanks to global efforts and tech advancements, it's simply a matter of time.
June 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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The excellent @kflogan1875.bsky.social reviewing right wing internet brainrot on Twitch.

Has @mrjamesob.bsky.social ever considered a career in rap?
May 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Bill Burr teaches us to play golf!
May 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Would you be interesting in being a teacher, while doing some really good work in the process?

I've designed a MAGA outreach programme. Turns out that conspiracy theorists CRAVE knowledge, they just needed better educators.
April 18, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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LIVE!: Panic at #Meta HQ over #DeepSeek #AI!
#DeepSeekR1
January 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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AI doing its part to make the internet a little bit more useless every single day.

#ai #tech #wine #linux
A screenshot of the headline of an article on Winemaking website winemakerscorner.com, claiming to be written by "John Ward" on December 22, 2024. The headline reads "How To Install Wine Mono From Terminal", and suggests that installing the Wine Mono package in Linux will somehow enhance their wine tasting experience. A zoom out of the previous screenshot, including steps to "Update the Terminal" and "Update Package Lists". An advert for "Wine Kits" is shown to the side, with glasses of red wine in its background.
December 29, 2024 at 3:33 PM
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@riverboatjack.bsky.social Follow up
December 29, 2024 at 1:47 AM
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How I imagine this all started out.
December 29, 2024 at 12:55 AM
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New angle of the CEO shooter escaping the scene of the crime! 😲
December 9, 2024 at 7:38 PM
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Easiest Steam Awards pick ever.
A panel from the Steam Awards showing various games, however the mouse cursor is hovering over the "Nominate" button for the game "Five Hearts Under One Roof" - a South Korean dating game that has recently gained popularity after being played by popular Twitch streamers as a meme.
December 4, 2024 at 3:37 AM
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Hey guys, should we be embarrassed to wear clothes? 🤔
A screen clip of a headline from an opinion piece from The Guardian, titled "Should I be embarrassed about wearing nothing but Breton tops in Brittany?"
October 16, 2023 at 10:45 AM
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You just gotta set it up like a silent movie!
October 7, 2023 at 5:37 PM
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Does the British Museum even have to leave the building?
A screenshot of the BBC News website with the heading "British Museum asks public and experts to help recover stolen artefacts. Underneath is a Spongebob meme, where Patrick asks "Where are the stolen artefacts?", followed by Spongebob showing him various British Museum artefacts around the house, including a huge stack outside.
September 26, 2023 at 6:51 PM