“Who cares?”
Racists, duh.

When you’re infiltrating the staunchly anti-magic underground human town, but they have a really good mall, lmao.

Happy birthday!!!!!!!! 🎊🎁🎈🎂🎉

Going to the women’s bathroom in public, because I pass: I’M NOT AS STRONG AS YOU! 😔

The struggles that non-human creatures endure on this earth is real 😔

Funnily enough I’ve never dreamt about being in Equestria but I’ve had multiple dreams in a pony body. So, I end up just being a pony surrounded by humans and it’s just seen as normal lmao.

(The Fluttershy dream was too vague to say where it was, it was kind of gamey, so maybe in a video game)

I should give the context that I was embarrassed because I wanted to *pass*. I didn’t want peeps to know I was trans. I was not embarrassed by the size of my fucking junk lmao. Wording.

In the other I was Trixie and word was getting out that I had a massive marecock. I was trying to be bold and not embarrassed about it, like, take charge and act like I’m totally chill with everyone knowing that and it kind of worked on me.

Weird dreams, but I’m just happy I was in a pony body.

Realest thing on my timeline rn.

So you’re telling me I need to splash my husband with water?🤔 /joke

Story?! Where?!

🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂

I think I may have made too many cakes, I don’t have any money left for ice cream.

If only I wasn’t stuck in monogamy 😭