Duchess Von Fuzzybottom
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Duchess Von Fuzzybottom
@duchessthecat.bsky.social
National treasure, neighborhood watch, squirrel whisperer. ~ Believes in bodily autonomy and human (and feline) rights ~ Does not want to be grabbed ~ "Always take the high ground. And naps"
Ya know when you have the whole couch to sit on, even demanding that your mom move her stuff out of your way, and you choose to sit in the teeeeeeeny tiny space between Mom and the edge of the couch? And you just don't understand why she doesn't understand? No? Just me?
#CatsOfBlueSky #CatSky
March 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
My mom is moving furniture and boxes around, which makes me nervous. I demanded she take a break and sit down, so I can lay under her leg. My safe place.
#CatsOfBlueSky #HighMaintenance #Spoiled
February 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Most days, we sit together and watch the crows eat their breakfast. Some days, I stay awake the whole time.
#CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #HumpDay #CatsAndCrows
February 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I don't know about you, but I need at least four naps before my mom goes to work. She's exhausting.
#CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #CatLady #Naps
February 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
No thanks. It smells cold out there.
#CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #CozyCat #MondayMood
February 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
This pretty much sums up the way I feel about Valentine's day
#CatsOfBlueSky #CatSky #MyValentine
February 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Hey Mom, I think I found all of your hair ties
#CatsOfBlueSky #CatSky #Thief #CatLady
February 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
February 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
My mom asked why I'm not in the window, watching the birds. Meh. I can see them from here.
#CatsOfBlueSky #CatSky #Tuesday
February 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Unimpressed with the snow my mother brought inside for me (what was she expecting, exactly?), I much prefer looking at it from here
#CatsOfBlueSky #SnowySunday #SnowDay
February 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
My mom said there's a snow storm coming, so everyone gather ALL the blankets and keep your toe beans warm
#CatsOfBlueSky #Caturday #SnowDay
February 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Sometimes when I get bored watching my mom work, she lets me have some tablet time.

#CatsOfBlueSky #TabletTime #Spoiled #TheStringShow
February 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
February 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Toe bean Tuesday. Is that a thing?
#CatsOfBlueSky #ToeBeans #CatLady
February 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
February 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
February 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
February 1, 2025 at 1:54 PM
January 31, 2025 at 1:38 PM
My mom replaced the feathers from my scratchy post with a mini disco ball. She says it's the best 99 cents she's ever spent
#CatsOfBlueSky #CatsRule #PetsOfBlueSky #Spoiled
January 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My favorite place to nap. It makes me feel safe, and I enjoy using my mom as a glorified leg rest.
#CatsOfBlueSky #PetsOfBlueSky #ItsHerWorld
January 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
It's my mom's birthday, so I'm giving her a few extra minutes of snuggles this morning. I wanted to give her a mostly dead bird, but she won't let me outside

#CatsOfBlueSky #CatCuddles #BirthdayLove
January 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I didn't sign up to be an emotional support cat, but here we are. My mom is stressed and scared, so I'm just going to lay right here for the next four years.
#CatsOfBlueSky #CatsAgainstTrump
January 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Alright, already. I'm up.

#CatsOfBlueSky #CatsRule #PetsOfBlueSky
January 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I've declared a snow day. You're welcome.
#CatsOfBlueSky #SnowDay #PetsOfBlueSky #Cozy
January 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Mom is sick, and it's my time to shine. I got this.
I will hover and stare and snuggle and boop her face if she doesn't move enough, just to make sure she's alive at dinner time.
#CatsOfBlueSky #CatsHeal #PetsOfBlueSky
January 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM