Duchess of Winnipeg
@duchessofwinnipeg.bsky.social
Sometimes I write things. Sometimes it's funny: https://www.pointsincase.com/author/ashley-k-frantik
To be clear I am not on the side of the protestors who keep missing the opportunity to play the Benny Hill theme
November 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
To be clear I am not on the side of the protestors who keep missing the opportunity to play the Benny Hill theme
October 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Just finished listening as I entered a bar with a Simpsons print on the wall and I needed Bluesky to know this lovely coincidence
September 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Just finished listening as I entered a bar with a Simpsons print on the wall and I needed Bluesky to know this lovely coincidence
Winnipeg was so desperate to be cool that everyone in the city took up smoking today
July 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Winnipeg was so desperate to be cool that everyone in the city took up smoking today
Jenny is ready to write up Winnipeg Fringe Festival reviews and news July 16-27
July 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Jenny is ready to write up Winnipeg Fringe Festival reviews and news July 16-27
Has @thebeaverton.com started a petty list of American things that are ruining Canadians' summer yet?
July 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Has @thebeaverton.com started a petty list of American things that are ruining Canadians' summer yet?
When Wellington gives you fatal bike accidents, make badass guerilla bike lanes #winnipeg #betterthingsarepossibleandnecessary
June 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
When Wellington gives you fatal bike accidents, make badass guerilla bike lanes #winnipeg #betterthingsarepossibleandnecessary
This really doesn't feel like something to brag about unless you're writing for #thebeaverton
May 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This really doesn't feel like something to brag about unless you're writing for #thebeaverton
Someone has to explain to me what it is about my résumé that implies that I can hunt bears.
May 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Someone has to explain to me what it is about my résumé that implies that I can hunt bears.
Also looks like it's not nuns, in this context I think they might be implying horny college girls
May 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Also looks like it's not nuns, in this context I think they might be implying horny college girls
Is it worded specifically as 'young woman's' (singular)? If so, is it done kind of vag pun?
May 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Is it worded specifically as 'young woman's' (singular)? If so, is it done kind of vag pun?
The CBC winter Olympic coverage of 2022 wins the Late Stage Capitalist Medal of Cringe
February 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The CBC winter Olympic coverage of 2022 wins the Late Stage Capitalist Medal of Cringe
Playing a game of 'am I brutally depressed or is the extreme weather responsible for my inability to get out of bed' if anyone wants to join in
February 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Playing a game of 'am I brutally depressed or is the extreme weather responsible for my inability to get out of bed' if anyone wants to join in
Me waiting for the Prime Minister to deliver... Presumably good news 😅
February 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Me waiting for the Prime Minister to deliver... Presumably good news 😅
Found the Millennial equivalent of a gingerbread house in the woods.
February 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Found the Millennial equivalent of a gingerbread house in the woods.
Good news, it turns out that my takeout containers weren't poison. Bad news, I already threw them out. Best news: I'm going to have to order a lot of take away to replenish my stock.
January 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Good news, it turns out that my takeout containers weren't poison. Bad news, I already threw them out. Best news: I'm going to have to order a lot of take away to replenish my stock.
First headline of the year I read is a banger; 2025 is looking good. #thisisfine #metaphorsfromlife
January 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
First headline of the year I read is a banger; 2025 is looking good. #thisisfine #metaphorsfromlife
Time to replace my thrifty single lady Tupperware I guess
November 30, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Time to replace my thrifty single lady Tupperware I guess
Don't ask too many questions but I just learned that the dust from the Depression 'dustbowl' could literally kill you. Also the public really hates wearing masks when their health depends on it.
August 21, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Don't ask too many questions but I just learned that the dust from the Depression 'dustbowl' could literally kill you. Also the public really hates wearing masks when their health depends on it.
Ominous Notification. 2024. Sanguins chartula on back-silvered looking glass. In this piece, the artist expresses the mental anguish of purchasing mass produced products at an off-price Canadian department store. They ask us to question whose hands should bear the blood of economic progress.
April 5, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Ominous Notification. 2024. Sanguins chartula on back-silvered looking glass. In this piece, the artist expresses the mental anguish of purchasing mass produced products at an off-price Canadian department store. They ask us to question whose hands should bear the blood of economic progress.