Merc With A Mouthful Of Pie 🥧
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Merc With A Mouthful Of Pie 🥧
@dubs0203.bsky.social
“Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.”

I’m John | 44

Proud ALLY and advocate; Human Rights for ALL 🖤

https://ngl.link/mercwithamouth2
Let’s try and have a great day, shall we? 🖤
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
44 years old and I have a zit like I’m 13 again. What the fuck 😂😂😂
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November 25, 2025 at 11:44 AM
G’nite sexy babies. Fun dreams 🖤🖤
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
😂
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
pronouns: he/him
height: 6’1”
shoe: 11.5
zodiac: Aries ♈️
smoke: nope
tattoos: a bunch
piercings: none
favorite drinks: Coffee, Whiskey, Gin
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Oh, hey you 🤓😏
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Boop 🤓
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Lazy…so here’s a throwback on this monochrome Monday 🖤🤍
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Welp, I get to work from home today. Apparently they found a bed bug somewhere in our office building, so they gotta do pest control today.

Fuck bed bugs, but happy day for me 😂
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November 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
It’s chilly and my bed is warm. Get out of it?
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November 24, 2025 at 11:21 AM
G’nite sexy babies. Sinful dreams 🖤
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
My owl tattoo really healed nicely and looks so fucking sick 🦉
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Cleaning is done. I’m sore and tired. Time for a well deserved drink 🥃
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Me all day today 😂
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November 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Who’s up sinning? 😈
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Happy Sunday, fuckers 😏
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 PM
G’nite sexy babies. Fun dreams 🖤🖤
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Drinking and getting holiday decor out. Wanna play?

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Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
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November 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Gobble Gobble bitches 🦃

Another bottle gone 😛🥃
November 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
What a fucking loser weirdo
He's now attempting to evade a ban by claiming to be a 15 yo trans girl in their bio
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Emo Christmas playlist while I pull out decorations? Damn straight 🎄
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November 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I love when they don’t know how to shut their mouth 😂😂😂
November 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
By the way…this is the same dude that just called me a “fag” cus i called him out for being a dick to women online.

What an ally 😂😂😂😂
November 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Look at this tough guy. He’s got such a great vocabulary. This is how he responds to people calling him out for harassing women online. 😂😂😂
November 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM