The Wizard
dubiouswizard.bsky.social
The Wizard
@dubiouswizard.bsky.social
It has become clear to me that certain people should have learned Magic Missile since accuracy seems to be a frequent issue in this kingdom
September 16, 2024 at 6:41 AM
My Penis Inversion spell was meant to be used for evil but now I am receiving messages from many beautiful women interested in learning my incantations to ascend to their true forms. Very inspiring. I will teach them Fireball as well as a bonus.
September 11, 2024 at 11:00 PM
WENCHES DESIRE ME CARNALLY FISH TREMBLE AND GAZE WITH MOUTHS AGAPE UNABLE TO SCREAM FOR THEIR FEEBLE MINDS CANNOT CONCEPTUALIZE THE HORROR OF WITNESSING MY TRUE FORM
September 11, 2024 at 6:36 PM
I cannot seem to locate my Writhing Mass of Flesh and I fear it may be attempting to get into the trash bins to eat garbage again.
September 11, 2024 at 2:51 AM
“Physicists” keep attempting to use “equations” to explain the mysteries of my tower. Fortunately I have put up wards against their cursed runes and have ensured any who enter my tower are destroyed by my Air Resistance spell.
September 10, 2024 at 6:30 AM