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Lex
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Navigating life without a uterus at 35 (yeeterus 07.12.24)
Queer maker of things
Owned by her imperious ginger majesty Virginia Ermintrude
Far too menopausal for all this
The itchiness of my ears is directly proportional to the importance of the meeting I'm in.
#menopause
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Reposted by Lex
Remembering Sylvia and Sophie Lancaster, both born 26 November. May they both rest in peace
@sophiecharity.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 AM
'You know you're menopausal when...'
You're on your commute and there's an announcement saying that the heating is broken in the train carriage you're in, and folks might want to move to keep warm.
But you've just taken your coat and jumper off and got comfy.
November 25, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Monday's side eye game is strong
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
How's everyone else's day going? I just took a huge gulp of tea, then immediately spat it back out again.
I'd forgotten to put a teabag in it.
#menopause
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
If I'm in a blanket, so is she

#cats #catsofbluesky #orangecats
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
This is why I need to spend more time on here and less on Meta. Sir, that is my cat.
#catsofbluesky #cats #orangecats
November 5, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I think I'm in trouble

#catsofbluesky #cats #orangecats
August 29, 2025 at 7:42 AM
10k down, now onto the 10miles
August 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Aggressive snuggles from her imperious majesty
#cats #catsofbluesky #orangecats
August 1, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Of course I would end up being owned by a cat who is afraid of eggs.
#cats #catsofbluesky #orangecats
July 30, 2025 at 12:44 PM
2 months hair growth. Some bald and thin patches, but I think they should cover up as it gets longer.
#mentalhealth #recovery
July 29, 2025 at 10:49 AM
It's my birthday, so of course I'm full of cold. Nurse Genie is taking good care of me by periodically stamping on my chest, then getting offended when I cough.
#orangecats #catsofbluesky #cats
July 25, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I am concerned for my wellbeing when she looks at me like this.
#cats #catsofbluesky
July 19, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Even her majesty has had enough of the heat
#cats #catsofbluesky #orangecats #heatwave
July 14, 2025 at 8:53 AM
definitely nicking this
Word of the day is ‘swullocking’, from 19th-century East Anglian dialect: sultry, sweltering, and sudiferous (sweat-inducing).
July 12, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I have discovered that quiche is considered an acceptable breakfast food if you reduce the size of them.
This pleases me.
#food #cooking #healthyeating
June 19, 2025 at 9:23 AM
PSA If you use Oestrogen patches and live in the UK: it is going to be very hot this weekend. Patches are not designed to work above 26°c, and they'll start releasing hormones much faster than they're meant to. Please keep them and yourselves cool, and please share this information around. Thanks!
June 19, 2025 at 8:49 AM
My first bit of artwork of my Empire LARP character, courtesy of the delightful Jodie Wynne
June 17, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I never knew that growing my hair back would be so GOD DAMN ITCHY!!!
June 6, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Lying on the rough sacking and avoiding the comfy ragged bit. #catsofbluesky #orangecats #crafting
June 4, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I have just spent the last five minutes talking to a Sainsbury's carrier bag, thinking it was the cat.
Damn.
#orangecats #catsofbluesky
May 30, 2025 at 8:30 AM
This looks like a moody and brooding scene, but she's actually just having her daily stare-down with one of the local seagulls.

#Photography #catsofbluesky #blackandwhite #orangecats
May 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I was getting back into ragging. Her highness has other ideas
#crafting #catsofbluesky #orangecats
May 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I had another trich-cident on Friday night, and lost the last of my eyebrows. So today I'm making the best of it and experimenting with eyeshadow.
#makeup #mentalhealth #trichotillomania
May 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM