I know that slow animations are rage-inducing most of the time, but sometimes I want to go into the options and turn slow animations on so I can watch your work. I don't need that 1.5 seconds for anything else today.

But I do remember a spelling issue on the title card for your first year of videos...

Like, would all AI users in the United States suddenly be guilty of violating the 13th Amendment?

How many fish can dance on the head of a llama?

This is all true, but they brought back Old Bay flavored goldfish so the world isn't entirely on fire yet.

I can't help be feel sorry for this person's pastor. I'm sure they have better things to do all day that reassure panicking congregants that they have nothing to fear from bonobos engaging in sexual congress.

Oh god, now I'm thinking about how many owl-like people there would be if their model was John Diefenbaker.a2

I think people would have been so stunned at him doing something actually useful and relatively noncontroversial that he could have gotten away with a fair bit.

Sounds like you need a 3mil wetsuit for cat baths. They are supposed to provide protection from abrasion, after all...

DC RESIDENTS AND PUERTO RICANS STANDING IN A CROWD BEHIND YOU WITH PITCHFORKS TO STAMP ON THE ASHES!

I really like my job. I go out of the way and sometimes work outside of regular hours because I believe the work we do really helps support our community, and I like the people we serve. On my days off I take detours so I don't have to drive by the building. Boundaries are important!

I think it's the Original Flavor Roosevelt that would be more appropriate for the current situation, but not a bad thought.

I've been ruminating on the idea that Trump and his cronies are trying to kick off the revolution early by accelerating the pace at which late-stage capitalism becomes unbearable for average citizens. Maybe this can be this administrations Q-Anon conspiracy.

Smol partner kissing Tol Partner up against a wall, except because of height difference, Smol is holding Tol up by the front of their shirt while Tol's legs are trailing uselessly on the floor. Bonus points if Smol is actually strong enough to hold Tol up by their shirt.

This reminds me of an idea I've had floating around in my head for a silly tol/smol dynamic moment:

'Known to cause cancer in California' indeed.

I have a deep curiosity as to the path their relationship took to bring them to this point.