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Duane Scott Cerny
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Author, Columnist, Vintage Dealer. Co-Owner of Chicago’s Broadway Antique Market.
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Why are food prices so high?
Don’t Look Up!
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September 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Donald Trump's Pee BS (PBS) or THIS AMERICAN STRIFE
This past month alone the Trump administration commandeered the entirety of Washington, D.C., The Smithsonian, Jackie Kennedy’s rose garden, and relocated portraits of past presidents to a restricted ...
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September 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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“Many people say…”
September 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Want to see your medical problems fly away? Follow me on Substack!
March 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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This month's NYC's Village View essay solves a problem you probably didn't know you had. Take a crazy read... substack.com/home/post/p-...
Health Care: Polly Wants a Cracker…and a Gummy
Is the health care industry not listening to your needs?
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March 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Announcing Windmillican… A safe and effective way to treat your disgust with Drumpf and the Republican Party. For more brilliantly stupid ideas, follow me here and on Substack. Your prescription awaits!
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How to Survive the Next Four Years: A Prescription
A nasty malady is scheduled to soon sweep the country again, its first pass being a disastrous one. Is it as deadly as COVID? All we know is that orange is the new blowback.
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February 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Officially the oddest thing found this year… but it’s early.
February 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Disturbing gifts just in time for the holidays…
November 22, 2024 at 5:48 PM
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Better be good and order presents now at TheDeadPeoplesStore.com On SALE for a limited time. #krampus #Christmas #holiday #winter #gift #giftideas #christmaspresent #christmasgift #giving #giftgiving #xmas #xmasgifts #sale
November 19, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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Exciting! Check out my November retailing humor column in NYC’s The Village View & Substack. I promise you will laugh…
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“I’m Looking for Something Shaped Like a Brick…”
IT’S ALL MY FAULT “I’m Looking for Something Shaped Like a Brick…” By Duane Scott Cerny With the holidays fast approaching now is the time to reflect on retail commerce. I will not address internet…
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November 16, 2024 at 1:59 AM