“Thank goodness for our boys in bleu.”
And finally, a sage reminder from K9 Murphy, the Eau Claire Police Department's therapy K9: “People just need to take it cheesy. Remember, life is gouda and cheddar days are ahead.”

“Whey to go, guys. Has it o-curd to you that this is why other states Brie-lieve we’re nothing but cheeseheads??”
“What kind of muenster would do such a thing??”
“I am not sure who it is but I think it Colby Jack who did this”
“Was it Swiss cheese? Seems to be a lot of holes in this investigation”

In particular, people said they have left their car parked in public and come back to see single slices of cheese melted — and even “fused” — onto the vehicle. 
Wisconsinites also had no shortage of cheesy takes on the incident. Here are a few of our favorite comments:

The police have not shared any further information about whether the culprit was caught or charged with any offenses.
Several people said in the comments that their vehicles have also been on the receiving end of cheese-related shenanigans in the past few years.

The incident was “not gouda,” the police said.
“It’s un-brie-lievable that someone would do that. Throwing cheese is nacho best look Eau Claire,” they added.
In the comments, the Wausau Police Department chimed in,” Use words not curds.”

A cheese chaser appears to be on the loose in the city, after chasing down a car this week and throwing cheese at the vehicle.
In a Facebook post Tuesday, the Eau Claire Police Department said it responded to what might have been the most Wisconsin complaint ever on Monday.
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