Duane Bradley
@duanebradley.bsky.social
Wrote SLAUGHTER COMES TO TOWN, THE NIGHT WE WATCHED THE EVIL DEAD and BLOOD, CHAINSAWS AND POPCORN. Likes trashy movies and rock music.
Bill Clinton's favorite potato chip revealed
September 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Bill Clinton's favorite potato chip revealed
BBC launches investigation after Doctor Who's comments "crossed a line".
July 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
BBC launches investigation after Doctor Who's comments "crossed a line".
HAS NOBODY SEEN THIS MOVIE....?
It's about a corrupt, racist, psychotic politician who manufactures a crisis in the name of personal enrichment....and only DANNY TREJO can stop him.
Watch it immediately.
It's about a corrupt, racist, psychotic politician who manufactures a crisis in the name of personal enrichment....and only DANNY TREJO can stop him.
Watch it immediately.
June 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
HAS NOBODY SEEN THIS MOVIE....?
It's about a corrupt, racist, psychotic politician who manufactures a crisis in the name of personal enrichment....and only DANNY TREJO can stop him.
Watch it immediately.
It's about a corrupt, racist, psychotic politician who manufactures a crisis in the name of personal enrichment....and only DANNY TREJO can stop him.
Watch it immediately.
Can we stop pretending that AI is something special?
I asked AI to create an EVIL DEAD poster and it gave me this...
I asked AI to create an EVIL DEAD poster and it gave me this...
June 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Can we stop pretending that AI is something special?
I asked AI to create an EVIL DEAD poster and it gave me this...
I asked AI to create an EVIL DEAD poster and it gave me this...
How many people born after 2000 would buy this album? Because it is seriously f***ing good.
April 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
How many people born after 2000 would buy this album? Because it is seriously f***ing good.
A reminder that no matter how sh1t life is, at least we've still got DOCTOR WHO.
April 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
A reminder that no matter how sh1t life is, at least we've still got DOCTOR WHO.
Wings Hauser. F***ing legend. RIP, dude.
March 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Wings Hauser. F***ing legend. RIP, dude.
Did anyone else grow up in an era where America fought AGAINST Russia?
March 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Did anyone else grow up in an era where America fought AGAINST Russia?
February 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I wrote a book about a banned movie.
Will somebody please censor me?
I could use the publicity.
Will somebody please censor me?
I could use the publicity.
February 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I wrote a book about a banned movie.
Will somebody please censor me?
I could use the publicity.
Will somebody please censor me?
I could use the publicity.
"The Uh-Oh Pair."
A movie that needs to happen.
A movie that needs to happen.
February 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
"The Uh-Oh Pair."
A movie that needs to happen.
A movie that needs to happen.
Detective Dick Dagger knelt stolidly beside the corpse, his caffeine-ridden face twitching with existential dread.
“Did the victim drown,” he wondered aloud, with a sinking feeling, “or did he fall into the water following yet another horrifying assault by vampire slugs?”
“Did the victim drown,” he wondered aloud, with a sinking feeling, “or did he fall into the water following yet another horrifying assault by vampire slugs?”
February 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Detective Dick Dagger knelt stolidly beside the corpse, his caffeine-ridden face twitching with existential dread.
“Did the victim drown,” he wondered aloud, with a sinking feeling, “or did he fall into the water following yet another horrifying assault by vampire slugs?”
“Did the victim drown,” he wondered aloud, with a sinking feeling, “or did he fall into the water following yet another horrifying assault by vampire slugs?”
This is a genuine book and in no way something I made up to make fun of extreme horror authors who write like this:
"Derek winced internally as the vampire slug advanced, totally ignoring his reproachful gaze. Before he could verbally admonish the creature, it sank its deadly fangs into his face..."
"Derek winced internally as the vampire slug advanced, totally ignoring his reproachful gaze. Before he could verbally admonish the creature, it sank its deadly fangs into his face..."
February 6, 2025 at 11:45 AM
This is a genuine book and in no way something I made up to make fun of extreme horror authors who write like this:
"Derek winced internally as the vampire slug advanced, totally ignoring his reproachful gaze. Before he could verbally admonish the creature, it sank its deadly fangs into his face..."
"Derek winced internally as the vampire slug advanced, totally ignoring his reproachful gaze. Before he could verbally admonish the creature, it sank its deadly fangs into his face..."
It's funny because it's true...
December 10, 2024 at 8:44 PM
It's funny because it's true...
Greatest double bill EVER
November 27, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Greatest double bill EVER
Pretty obvious that Judge Death was a Republican.
November 25, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Pretty obvious that Judge Death was a Republican.