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Elijah
@dualtex.bsky.social
All libtards go to hell
i think we should be a little more open about who we are sending pictures of our armpits to right
July 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
my coworker is convinced we are the same person and im mad cuz he keeps showing me clothes that i would wear
March 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
im 6'11 if i stand on my bricks
March 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
got chopped up at the dermatologist today
February 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Pilates gotta be the least attractive thing you could do
December 17, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Wearing bubblegum pink briefs can be humiliating at times
December 17, 2024 at 12:00 AM
sigh i almost hustled this dude out of $60 for a free shirt but clueless co worker had to come in
December 15, 2024 at 4:45 PM
I got to get a lisp
December 14, 2024 at 12:17 AM
I would be the girl in climax that spikes the sangria and pisses herself while being catatonic the whole time the nightmare unfolds
December 5, 2024 at 8:20 PM
just need to find meaning before my insurance money hits 🙂
December 3, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Ate a cookie that ruined my day and then ate some grape leaves that brought it all back
November 22, 2024 at 8:48 PM
im making smut for this zine this is hilarious
November 21, 2024 at 5:35 PM
u guys dont know about this milky extravaganza goin on rn
November 18, 2024 at 3:22 AM
only playing emo music in the living room to honor Cameron's legacy
November 17, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Wish me luck going to get groceries on my bike death stranding style
November 14, 2024 at 4:21 PM
We did it bros my professor said I was VERY GOOD
November 13, 2024 at 10:53 PM
my high school history teacher told us that historical patterns showed were that we would graduate college in a recession shes so cool, a lesbian assumingly
November 13, 2024 at 9:47 PM
they just called me a faggot from my own fire escape thats crazy
November 11, 2024 at 10:45 PM
3D rendering is so labor intensive I’m dying
November 10, 2024 at 6:18 PM
this is realness
November 7, 2024 at 5:40 PM
my denim suit is drag btw
November 7, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Oh yeah what’s up I’m playing monkey ball
August 27, 2023 at 5:21 AM
Verified cruiser comin thru
August 23, 2023 at 4:30 AM
The speed at which I go from despair to blissed is comical
August 22, 2023 at 6:18 PM
August 19, 2023 at 3:36 PM