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Fixtures selected for the "throne rooms" of the new White House ballroom
Fixtures selected for the "throne rooms" of the new White House ballroom
October 23, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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My dearest Heather, The day that has filled us with dread for over a fortnight is finally upon us. General Noem's 666th Dogkiller Division marches Northwest toward Portland. We meager few of the Antifa Witch Mountain Regiment bivouac in the North Park Blocks of Old Town. Our provisions consist of eleven cartons of Top Ramen (Shrimp Flavor), three tubs of vegan cheese balls and seven cases of Four Loco. This should sustain us for many days. Water is abundant, as the Willamette flows nearby. I know not how long this siege will last, but I shall send these missives for as long as WiFi holds at Cadejo Coffee. I fear, however, that there will be no escape for Witch Mountain. I remain, as always, eternally yours Dustin
September 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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If the folks who came up with the idea of birthstones had been from Texas, the gem for August would be brown
Photo of a woman's ear featuring green peridot earrings
August 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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That time in 2024 when Donald J. Trump picked his running mate
July 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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You're at the tailor shop. You're at the weapon store. You're at the com-bin-ation tailor shop and weapon store!
July 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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This is gonna be my go-to excuse for pretty much everything: "I refuse to mow the lawn on biblical grounds"
July 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM