Same as it ever was.

Don't bring your phone to the job

Don't drive a connected car to the job

Don't brag about the job.

Always knew that I'd live to see the day that a whore would be martyred.

What even is a moment, anyway?

Sorry.

There is nobody more over this shit than the person who has to sit still for a portrait while there are hogs to feed.

Weasel floof

Look, I think that you're pretty great, but "cheese adjacent" is nothing but "not cheese". If I want something to be cheese adjacent, it's gotta be me.

Hi, friend! I hope that you find what you're looking for.