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Dtk371
@dtk371.bsky.social
Don't make me angry. I'll will only point and laugh.
He's an arse hole. No low he wouldn't stoop to.
Here have my Fields medal.
Hang on you said he "went upstairs, and climbed." You're whole story is nothing but a farage of lies.
January 17, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Yes we all know.
Regards
Your neighbours.
January 17, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Yippee ki-yay murderous fkers
January 16, 2026 at 10:16 PM
As my life ebbed away, with my final breath I whisper the words
"Unfollow."
January 16, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I gave my mate Keith my trophy from a swimming gala. He couldn't swim. You'll never guess how he died.
January 15, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Fks forever flock together.
January 15, 2026 at 8:49 PM
*heid.
With the utmost kindness.
January 15, 2026 at 8:41 PM
"This would be an ecumenical matter"
January 15, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Sasha Riley, on how trump ended up in adult pampers
January 15, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Battered sausage help?
January 15, 2026 at 7:28 PM
"I shagged a cat. And it's still not the worst thing I've done. "
Honest Bobby J
January 15, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Sorry wrong conversation
January 15, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Human heads.
January 15, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I've asked grok for two things. Make a social media platform but exclude cnts.
And this....
January 15, 2026 at 11:28 AM
It's fight club only with chinless tots.
January 15, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Every cloud and all that.
January 15, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Lizzie Deignan winning the first. Not knowing how the femes would ride the Hell of the North was a hugely exciting trip into the unknown.
January 15, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Black pepper on strawberries.

Crunchy peanut butter in cheap noodle pots.

Anchovy butter.

All odd but my word.
January 15, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Kids stop putting helium in the dog. And help get him off the ceiling.
January 15, 2026 at 1:04 AM
"Have you washed your hands in your Barbie sink?"
January 15, 2026 at 1:00 AM
This delightful tale would be better with pics
January 15, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Couple who wrote their own vows are unbearable tossers.
January 15, 2026 at 12:55 AM
January 15, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Ice ice baby. Shock troops of trumps turd reich.
January 15, 2026 at 12:51 AM
trumps turd reich.
January 15, 2026 at 12:48 AM