Rodger that. Just keep in mind that the Kit Kat you would have given out is only one less than the 499 they will end up with. They’ll be fine. If you still feel grumpy, go for a little walk around 7:30 and enjoy the happy madness of Halloween night!

As a mom who on her 12th Halloween with kids, I tell them to look for a pumpkin and a porch light. If they have both, we knock. If they don’t, I encourage them to move on to the next house.

As an internet stranger who follows you for your fantasy coverage, I am SO invested in your move. Good luck to you and your cat!

For better or for worse, THIS is America now. Nothing to be done but wait for the next chance to vote and work for a different America. But that’s for the future. Now we live in the shame, as you said.

Just got notified that your new book is available on Libby!