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The feeling of outrage you have right now is the same outrage MAGA will feel when we do this to mar a lago and every red state military base in 3 years...
October 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
We can play the same game:

"We are seriously not gonna undo ALL of this AND seize all Trump admins property, bank accounts, etc AND throw them all all in prison and ICE too" (...but we totally are).
October 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I said this same thing the day kirk was shot - I care about him exactly the same amount as conservatives care about all the dead kids the policies they support kill.

Here we are a few weeks later and I havent heard kirks name mentioned in weeks, even they couldnt keep their fake outrage going lmao
October 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
When Jefferies gets threatened or Pelosis husband gets attacked, it's nbd to them

When kids in their own communities get shot because of their policies - nbd

But when Trump gets fake shot in his magically regrowing ear, or Kirk gets what he lives for, they cant cope that the world doesn't care lol
October 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Why sue companies and hope your corrupt supreme court will back you when you can just get your goons to rob the govt directly for you?
October 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
People are too poor to have kids and companies like this are giddy to reduce the amount of people with money to buy their shit.

The dream of a fully automated Amazon warehouse on every block in a country where no one can afford to buy anything anymore is almost realized.
October 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The people on board with Trump ignoring laws to go after his enemies won't be happy to learn they will be labeled as the enemies to go after during the next admin.

Masks? Bitch please. The ADP paper trail of paychecks will identify all of these traitors/criminals immediately and easily.
October 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Red states don't deserve medicine or doctors.

Bootstraps, horse-paste, and death from easily preventable disease is all they deserve after voting to fuck healthcare for everyone.
October 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Red states were more than happy to vote for "liberal tears" and to "hurt the right people".

Well who's hurting and crying now?

Now go eat your dog for dinner...
October 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Can wait till the GOP regrets him being on their side too. Time for someone else to change strokey ogre's diapers from now on...
October 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Cons can NEVER handle it when the things they happily did 100x before is done back to them once

"How dare you steal a move out of our playbook" is all they are really saying.
October 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I'm celebrating the fact that red states are so dumb they voted to fuck themselves over and yet still think the chicken shitting all over the cheesboard is gonna somehow help them.

Desperately hoping the bull can fix the china shop he destroyed huh?

Like seriously, how stupid are you people?
October 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
How about we tear the new ballroom down immediately and then do the same to mar a lago once we seize it?
October 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Bailing out dumb farmers who voted for tariffs - somehow not socialism.
September 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
"Nothing on the "tariff shelf" boss, but holy shit look at all of this stuff on the "dementia shelf"!"
September 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
But the left is the party of violence huh?
September 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM