How does he expect that to happen? Get the Border Patrol to break in? Have all the MAGA prison guards look the other way?

The Northeast Pierogi Delivery Service is about to get its second customer.

US Postal Service has taken to sending me texts saying that they “have delivered” a package to my post office box, when in reality the package has arrived at the post office and they are mulling over the possibility of walking it down the hall and placing it in the box, which might occur tomorrow.

I’m waiting for one of those reporters to break professionalism and say, “Following up, sir, would you please SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU ASSHOLE?”

It would have been nice for these folks to have come forward during Bove’s confirmation hearings.

I’m so old that I saw “armed man” and thought it must be a typo for “one-armed man” from The Fugitive.

That’s awful! Popcorn gets stuck in your teeth. Otherwise, thumbs up.

She sure looks happy to have a big, strong man protecting her at last.

You sure they’re targeting fraudsters and not just using that as an excuse to seize Starlink assets?

“I loved that he was such an incredible example of entitled white male privilege that he would have barbecued the whole world just to find out what a barbecued planet tastes like. He wasn’t mad, though.”

They seem to have been running a lot of films with anti-authoritarian themes in the past few months. Whether intentional or not, it's helpful.

He’d better get his shots before tangling with Mace.

And “police say.” Sounds like they’re not very sure about their sources.

One wonders how even-handed Clayton was at the SEC.

We want video!

It is perhaps the opposite of heartwarming to see that past adversaries like Bill Clinton and Ken Starr may have found common ground on something.

I’m having trouble imagining a ballroom there, but OK.

Isn’t that the only reason for a government agency to share confidential pricing information? I can’t think of another.

Whoa — you mean those things can be cleaned?

Don’t tell the DPW. Wouldn’t want them to have to work overtime or anything.