Cancer Thing #6
Doctor: Do you have any questions?
Me: Which pill is making me start to sneeze, then choke, every time i take a bite of food?
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Cancer Thing #5: Scheduling all the appointments, pills, wonderful people who want to do things for you and all the appointments people schedule without looking at the meticulously and shared calendar - is AT LEAST a part-time job. #cancersky

Cancer Thing #4: Saying your first chemo treatment made you just feel icky, like you were coming down with the flu, and having your nuclear-worker spouse say, "Yeah, thats radiation sickness."
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Cancer Thing #3: Feeling overwhelmed by the outpouring of love.

Cancer thing #2: Playing a fun game called Cancer or Menopause?
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Cancer thing #1: Saran wrap replaces curling iron on bathroom counter.