That actually sounds right, especially considering how young Martin's kids are in the movie.

Sounds like...

They were positively sinful by the standards of Nature Valley.

The final Thing is clearly a turducken.

Probably because it's the only Star Wars movie that doesn't have a happy ending.*

*Don't say ESB, that was a soft cliffhanger ending. And everyone survived.

14-year-old me was delighted that Super Cool Murphy was friends with Super Nerd Cavett.
Keep in mind, this was years before uncool celebrities could pivot to being ironically cool.

His top 5, listed in any order, is correct.

Two years older than Judd Nelson.

You could splice 10 minutes of one of the other Avatar movies into the new one and he would not notice.
It's all just blue to him now.
Nothing but blue pixels forever shimmering in his editing bay.

13-year-old me was so disappointed the V Baby didn't get more to do.

IIRC, McDonalds was some kind of production partner. They were actually selling the VHS at their locations.

I had no idea they retro'd this. I got the first Aliens comic when it came out. Do they reprint it now with different names?

I like to read it in a Tracey Morgan voice.
But then, many of your posts read well in a Tracey Morgan voice.