@dsilsby.bsky.social
Wait a second. I'm in that 10 mile zone. Calm the f*ck down and make it 7.5 miles.
February 1, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Wait a second. I'm in that 10 mile zone. Calm the f*ck down and make it 7.5 miles.
Bob is buying the next round of asian hookers.
February 1, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Bob is buying the next round of asian hookers.
None of this for Bob Kraft. He'll stick with the asian hookers.
January 30, 2026 at 9:45 PM
None of this for Bob Kraft. He'll stick with the asian hookers.
It's why we're fucked.
January 28, 2026 at 9:58 PM
It's why we're fucked.
My only hope is that @zahahadid.bsky.social is relegated to designing corrugated boxes when this is all over.
January 27, 2026 at 1:45 PM
My only hope is that @zahahadid.bsky.social is relegated to designing corrugated boxes when this is all over.
Easy Ron. He's needed back in Munchkinland.
January 26, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Easy Ron. He's needed back in Munchkinland.
The Keebler elves need some more hands in the hollowed out tree.
January 26, 2026 at 10:03 PM
The Keebler elves need some more hands in the hollowed out tree.
The Mayor of Munchkinland has called him home.
January 26, 2026 at 9:45 PM
The Mayor of Munchkinland has called him home.
She's out walking the dog. Or something.
January 24, 2026 at 7:16 PM
She's out walking the dog. Or something.
Sorry, I'm not in a forgiving mood for what these people did to our country. They can all burn in hell.
January 21, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Sorry, I'm not in a forgiving mood for what these people did to our country. They can all burn in hell.
Not just an assisted living facility. This old dude needs to be locked up with the other alzheimer patients so he doesn't get out.
January 19, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Not just an assisted living facility. This old dude needs to be locked up with the other alzheimer patients so he doesn't get out.
There's no way you stole something he already did not have.
January 16, 2026 at 9:44 PM
There's no way you stole something he already did not have.
I understand they broke into ICE Hq and put saran wrap on the toilets.
January 16, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I understand they broke into ICE Hq and put saran wrap on the toilets.
Right vs Privilege. Don't like it? Change the law.
January 16, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Right vs Privilege. Don't like it? Change the law.
I'm most amused when I hear of the police doing a month's long investigation at one of these massage parlors. I mean, a month?? Come on.
January 16, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I'm most amused when I hear of the police doing a month's long investigation at one of these massage parlors. I mean, a month?? Come on.
Hey, it’s not the Nobel Courage prize.
January 15, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Hey, it’s not the Nobel Courage prize.
Some, ahem, surgical enhancements and blonde hair could seal the deal with Trump.
January 15, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Some, ahem, surgical enhancements and blonde hair could seal the deal with Trump.
Can we please get them to do the halftime show at this year's SB?
January 15, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Can we please get them to do the halftime show at this year's SB?
We need this person in Congress. Now.
January 13, 2026 at 10:55 PM
We need this person in Congress. Now.
It's worse than when Ivanka claimed that he is her moral compass.
January 8, 2026 at 9:27 PM
It's worse than when Ivanka claimed that he is her moral compass.
I spit out my coffee when I read that one. Now I have to go clean my laptop screen. Excuse me.
January 8, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I spit out my coffee when I read that one. Now I have to go clean my laptop screen. Excuse me.
Bernie is dressed like he's on his way to Home Depot for some furnace filters. Maybe he is.
January 1, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Bernie is dressed like he's on his way to Home Depot for some furnace filters. Maybe he is.
Why are any of them there?
December 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Why are any of them there?