David Goodwin
@dsgoodwin.bsky.social
Read. Write. Play games. Show up. Pet dogs. Dismantle authoritarianism. Laugh. (He/him)
Jeez, it’s already “man it must be 10pm” o’clock, which means 8:30
October 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Jeez, it’s already “man it must be 10pm” o’clock, which means 8:30
Shout-out to the ruby-crowned kinglet for taking one little cool thing and making it his whole deal.
October 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Shout-out to the ruby-crowned kinglet for taking one little cool thing and making it his whole deal.
Speaking of D&D 5e, thrilled to discover this very import update between 2014 and 2025.
October 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Speaking of D&D 5e, thrilled to discover this very import update between 2014 and 2025.
In D&D if you exhaust yourself for five days running without a long rest, you die. Just a Monday reminder to take care of yourself.
October 6, 2025 at 11:12 AM
In D&D if you exhaust yourself for five days running without a long rest, you die. Just a Monday reminder to take care of yourself.
My thought of the week is that a Nazi isn’t something you ARE, it’s something you DO.
It doesn’t matter what you wear or call yourself - doing Nazi shit is still doing Nazi shit.
Thinking through the ramifications of this. In public, apparently.
It doesn’t matter what you wear or call yourself - doing Nazi shit is still doing Nazi shit.
Thinking through the ramifications of this. In public, apparently.
October 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
My thought of the week is that a Nazi isn’t something you ARE, it’s something you DO.
It doesn’t matter what you wear or call yourself - doing Nazi shit is still doing Nazi shit.
Thinking through the ramifications of this. In public, apparently.
It doesn’t matter what you wear or call yourself - doing Nazi shit is still doing Nazi shit.
Thinking through the ramifications of this. In public, apparently.
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I have seen no better theory.
October 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I have seen no better theory.
Autocomplete won’t let me type “fuck” but has zero problems replacing “pleasant” with “prostate”.
May 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Autocomplete won’t let me type “fuck” but has zero problems replacing “pleasant” with “prostate”.
Nobody ever talks about the social contract anymore but I think it’s at the heart of <waves hands vaguely> all this.
April 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Nobody ever talks about the social contract anymore but I think it’s at the heart of <waves hands vaguely> all this.
There will never be a successful legal definition of male and female because legal rules on sex are ONLY used to oppress, disenfranchise and abuse by the government.
March 31, 2025 at 12:26 PM
There will never be a successful legal definition of male and female because legal rules on sex are ONLY used to oppress, disenfranchise and abuse by the government.
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Sometimes you just have to ask—why? The Senate voted to strike down a rule capping most bank overdraft fees at $5, a measure introduced by the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau that was expected to save Americans billions each year.
March 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Sometimes you just have to ask—why? The Senate voted to strike down a rule capping most bank overdraft fees at $5, a measure introduced by the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau that was expected to save Americans billions each year.
Hot take: JD Vance is just a smart Dan Quayle.
March 28, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Hot take: JD Vance is just a smart Dan Quayle.
One thing I like to do is take an antacid and drink coffee and make them fight.
March 24, 2025 at 10:53 AM
One thing I like to do is take an antacid and drink coffee and make them fight.
I get annoyed when my microwave beeps at me all day, but I can also leave my coffee in there all day, so. Fair.
March 14, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I get annoyed when my microwave beeps at me all day, but I can also leave my coffee in there all day, so. Fair.
A bowl of cereal is great when I’m a little hungry and a little thirsty at the same time.
March 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
A bowl of cereal is great when I’m a little hungry and a little thirsty at the same time.
You know what never gets old? The original Hadestown album by Anaïs Mitchell.
March 12, 2025 at 12:37 PM
You know what never gets old? The original Hadestown album by Anaïs Mitchell.
This illustration of “kleptoparasitism” (from a Sibley book) looks like a political cartoon.
March 11, 2025 at 11:27 AM
This illustration of “kleptoparasitism” (from a Sibley book) looks like a political cartoon.
Me with my buddy as teenagers: Haha, you’re studying so hard that someday we’ll be living in your pool house!
Me today: Hey so can we stay at your pool house this weekend?
Me today: Hey so can we stay at your pool house this weekend?
February 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Me with my buddy as teenagers: Haha, you’re studying so hard that someday we’ll be living in your pool house!
Me today: Hey so can we stay at your pool house this weekend?
Me today: Hey so can we stay at your pool house this weekend?
Couldn’t make plans today, we’re on avocado watch: it could ripen any minute and we need to be ready.
February 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Couldn’t make plans today, we’re on avocado watch: it could ripen any minute and we need to be ready.
The juncos and sparrows at my feeder are the unsung heroes of my mental healthy.
February 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The juncos and sparrows at my feeder are the unsung heroes of my mental healthy.
I don’t know why I call my second opinions “reality checks” when I refuse to speak for reality.
February 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I don’t know why I call my second opinions “reality checks” when I refuse to speak for reality.
It took me this long to realize that Elon grew up as a white guy in South Africa under apartheid. He left when apartheid ended.
He knows exactly what he’s doing.
He knows exactly what he’s doing.
February 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
It took me this long to realize that Elon grew up as a white guy in South Africa under apartheid. He left when apartheid ended.
He knows exactly what he’s doing.
He knows exactly what he’s doing.
“I guess this is where we find out if we’re a crew, or just some people who know each other.”
-me, in a dream the other night that took a surprisingly cinematic turn
-me, in a dream the other night that took a surprisingly cinematic turn
January 13, 2025 at 12:21 PM
“I guess this is where we find out if we’re a crew, or just some people who know each other.”
-me, in a dream the other night that took a surprisingly cinematic turn
-me, in a dream the other night that took a surprisingly cinematic turn
Skepticism is about having a higher standard for evidence.
Conspiracy thinking is about having no standard for evidence.
Conspiracy thinking is about having no standard for evidence.
November 26, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Skepticism is about having a higher standard for evidence.
Conspiracy thinking is about having no standard for evidence.
Conspiracy thinking is about having no standard for evidence.
I wonder how much port wine jelly you’d need to put on a sandwich to get you drunk.
November 21, 2024 at 9:38 PM
I wonder how much port wine jelly you’d need to put on a sandwich to get you drunk.