Dan Schleifer
@dschleifer.bsky.social
My friend is finally building the garage he's always wanted with a car lift and everything. I asked if he had figured out where to put screens so he could cast Youtube videos of repairs while he's making them. He already had locations mapped out.
December 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
My friend is finally building the garage he's always wanted with a car lift and everything. I asked if he had figured out where to put screens so he could cast Youtube videos of repairs while he's making them. He already had locations mapped out.
Tortoiseshell cat camo activate!
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Tortoiseshell cat camo activate!
Fascinating read - thanks for sharing!
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Fascinating read - thanks for sharing!
Reposted by Dan Schleifer
There it is! "QUEENS MEN MEET"
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
There it is! "QUEENS MEN MEET"
Great news for my wallet!
November 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Great news for my wallet!
Update: clearly agitated
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Update: clearly agitated
This could be the unifying idea to bring together the great political divide in this country. "Have a sploot, give a sploot. Need a sploot, take a sploot." It's got a certain ring to it and a sense of common American ideals.
November 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This could be the unifying idea to bring together the great political divide in this country. "Have a sploot, give a sploot. Need a sploot, take a sploot." It's got a certain ring to it and a sense of common American ideals.
Agreed! And I'm no politician, but a double sploot platform makes sense to me: Have a single sploot, but want a double? Done. Have two but want four? All good. #2xSploot
November 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Agreed! And I'm no politician, but a double sploot platform makes sense to me: Have a single sploot, but want a double? Done. Have two but want four? All good. #2xSploot
A more accurate visual depiction of the vibe.
November 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
A more accurate visual depiction of the vibe.
$1B? That's a lotta cheddar.
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
$1B? That's a lotta cheddar.
Damn. I'm with Aetna, so we'll have to arrange testicle slamming next year.
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Damn. I'm with Aetna, so we'll have to arrange testicle slamming next year.
That right there is worth the $329.15 left in my out-of-pocket maximum!
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
That right there is worth the $329.15 left in my out-of-pocket maximum!
Much appreciated. Whenever I think about slamming my testicles in a car door, I will think of you.
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Much appreciated. Whenever I think about slamming my testicles in a car door, I will think of you.
Adding that to the list. Bottom of the list, for somewhat obvious reasons, but on the list nonetheless.
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Adding that to the list. Bottom of the list, for somewhat obvious reasons, but on the list nonetheless.
That sounds expensive (good!?) and painful (not good...)
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
That sounds expensive (good!?) and painful (not good...)
Infrastructure Week is just around the corner.
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Infrastructure Week is just around the corner.
That sounds revolting. Sadly, some things need to get put down the drain.
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
That sounds revolting. Sadly, some things need to get put down the drain.