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Robert Koren 🐐🐯
Quite like this at the mo.
November 20, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Caramelised shallots, ground coriander seeds, Aleppo chilli flakes, a good slug of albariño wine, brown sugar, salt and pepper and Balsamic vinegar.

I regularly surprise myself.
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
FUCKING WASTE OF TAXPAYS MONEY PANDERING TO AN EXTRMIST MINORITY COULDVE SPENT THAT TAXPAYS MONEY NOT INVESTIGATING AND PROSECUTING RICH WHITE PAEDOS WHO R ACTUALLY ALRIGHT COS THEYRE RACISTS LIKE ME
November 14, 2025 at 7:50 AM
You could just own it and bark like a dog before every treat. Or encase it in cheese and give yourself a look of betrayal in the mirror afterwards for the full experience.
November 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
That chance for San Marino. Hey, they've not been that bad, even though it is a friendly! Genuinely!
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
And that's a bad miss.
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This evil referee denied a clear freekick for San Marino on the edge of the Czech area.
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I hear you're a paedo now, Donald
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
FUKKEN SET OF DICKHEADS LOL
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
CMON!!! #hcafc
November 8, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Ever been to Durham?
November 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This fucking cunt.
October 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Oh, you roll them like that!
September 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
You don't want to see my dreadful wrap rolling. This is absolutely spot on!!!
September 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I fancy doing some shawarma, so giving it a go.
September 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Magnificent.
September 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Decided to make use of the recently acquired mandoline and try my hand at boulangere potatoes.
September 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I ended up making a peach and courgette chutney. Star anise, green cardamom, cinnamon, chilli powder, grated ginger, light brown sugar, apple cider vinegar and garam masala constitute the saucy element. There are shallots, a red sweet pepper an apple, peaches, courgettes for the bulk.
August 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Some of you are probably cocking your heads like a dog when you start complaining to it about bus timetables or something whenever Rued Langgaard comes up. I had never heard this recording of the 1st, indeed Fra Dybet at all. Fucking hell, what a powerful and moving mini requiem it is.
August 15, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I need no excuse.
July 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Absolutely immense. Had to rescue this gorgeous dahlia from the clutches of the b&m bargains garden bit.
July 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Breaking
July 27, 2025 at 11:32 AM
This dickhead 😂
July 19, 2025 at 10:44 AM
The rhubarb is going for it! Absolutely over the moon with this!!
July 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I like how you can be a bit rough with wisteria, it sort of knuckles up at stress points from any external factor and then starts growing that way.
July 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM