Since we're running Venezuela now; do they get to vote? Cause ruling them without fair representation seems like a reason a war was started back in the 1700's...

Well, there goes his chances for a Nobel peace prize....
unless FIFA starts handing them out.

A nice shroom surprise in the woods while searching out a 🎄 #mushroommonday

Halloween... the one day the Ring door bell servers have feared all year long...

I low-key spend time every day wondering if that noise I just heard came from my body or my surroundings.

Reading a book and I come upon this line:

Love cements selflessness.

Think on that.

"So was I once myself a swinger of birches. And so I dream of going back to be."

R.F.

I think about this quote a lot.

"Man is the most insane species. He worships an invisible God and destroys a visible Nature. Unaware that this Nature he’s destroying is this God he’s worshiping."

Hubert Reeves

Yesterday they renamed it the Gulf of America. Today it's snowing on the Gulf Coast. I'm not saying I did it... but I'm also not saying I didn't.

Don't pull into the mobile express lane, then start your mobile order, holding up everyone that has already preordered... don't be that guy. The regular line emptied before he finished.

Me: Opens Spotify and starts music
Spotify: Listen to 30 minutes commercial free after this commercial
Me: OK cool

11 minutes later
Spotify: Boom commercial!... Moron.