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David
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Lmao. Different reply still just as funny
“Actions have consequences. I seriously hope the author gets the authorities contacted as well.” From Casper the Investigator
November 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Well well well look who finally sat still long enough to be photographed
A gray cat on a stool
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Not trying to skirt boundaries but the context is too important to miss imho. Kept the user out of it but we can absolutely repeat what NYC might do elsewhere. To say we cant ignores why its working
“This thinking is gonna have us hooked up to the plows. Keep playing and see what happens. NYC is not the same as the rest of the country hell not even the same as NY State”
November 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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My good sir. This the 1st place you talking about?
A screenshot of the AFC east standings with the New England Patriots leading at 7-2. Bills 6-2 dolphins 2-7 Jets 1-7 follow.
November 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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am I a joke to you people?
screenshot of Go Ahead Eagles statistics vs Aston villa from ESPN. 3 Shots on goal 7 5 Shot attempts 18 13 fouls 9 2 yellow cards 0 0 red cards 0 1 corner kicks 10 6 saves 1 30.4% possession 69.6%
October 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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this guy? you're never gonna believe this
a photo from Grim from the adventures of billy and mandy
October 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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This is so fucking goofy lol. Either you did a good thing by showing up or you didn't. you don't get to claim you are great and did something by walking around and then shit on someone else for raising money???
Screenshot of @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social‬ quote skeeting @justinobrien.bsky.social. "He’s on video showing up and you’re only chirping from a Bluesky bruv." "Hasan on video wearing a goofy ass kevlar vest to walk around and vlog for less than an hour before going back to his million dollar LA mansion to react to tweets. it's genuinely pathetic that this loser is one of the biggest left-wing political influencers. while i did not take any photos at yesterday's No Kings, i have provided evidence on this account of the multiple protests and events i have attended since inauguration. the difference between me and those like Hasan is that i actually walk the walk on a regular basis. when was the last time Hasan used his audience to engage in any direct political action beyond charity fundraising? even like a single canvassing drive or phone bank? just once? getting people registered to vote maybe? i've personally driven across the country to knock on doors and register voters in cities i've never been to before but this fuckin guy can't even do shit in his own fucking city lmao it's sad"
October 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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“Good afternoon, I’m Matt Stewart”
Klay Thompson has a streak of blood down his ear
October 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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To baseball and thighs apparently
A shot glass is filled with tequila and a glass is filled with angels envy whiskey and ice cube.
October 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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New York Yankees logo in blue on a white background
October 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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This is from someone from Chicago and I just lol. You can't possibly be this dumb
Screenshot that says "Chicago’s police have a real opportunity right now to rebuild trust and strengthen their relationship with the community. If they truly stand by their mission to protect and serve, this is the moment to show it by standing with the people of Chicago and making it clear they’re here to help. Eventually ICE will go away but the CPD will always be here."
October 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Ben Brown looks good
Crying behind smile meme
October 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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The underdog cubs have never looked bad in game 1 on the road vs an NL central opponent and won the series btw

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Chicago cubs 0 St. Louis cardinals 4
October 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Sean saying yes meme with tnt sports in the top right
October 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Make him freaking earn it.
A screen graph from a catcher's POV of Pete Crow Armstrong's batting average by strike zone. Pete's name is in text at the top with 'batting average (contact). from top to bottom left to right, the zones go blue .167, blue .211, blue .211, lighter blue .270, white .313, white .316, light red .400, deep red .457, light blue .298, light red .354, light white .320, deep blue .217, deep red .619
October 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Come on man. You don’t have to lie. This isn’t 100% scientific but it was not used back in 2016. Maybe you saw its use but it was not a widely adopted term until the past 2 years.
A graph from google trends showing blue MAGA usage
October 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Was too busy working to post it but pregame views
Picture of beautiful and historic wrigley field from the LF bleachers. A green cap is bottom right. A blue cap is bottom left. Smoke is in the foreground while the two teams stand at attention on either foul line
September 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Lmao the fact I know he is genuinely saying this is hilarious to me.
Text that says “I have never heard of bad bunny. Is that the tik Tok girl”
September 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Last time best time
Wrigley field from the right field bleachers. There are several blue and white shirts in view. Green field. Cubs are in white on the field. Umpires in black
September 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Great to hear it.
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September 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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A picture of the NL central standings as of 9/24/2025. The W next to the Cubs is circled indicating they made the playoffs
September 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Superman grabbed meme
September 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Bro lol. Sometimes it's not even worth it.
Text that says "uh yes Covid. Yall upset about control over public discourse meanwhile the Biden administration tried to control what people put in their bodies. How about a few months ago when Biden was still in office and he wanted the media to control the narrative about his mental decline calling all of it right wing conspiracy theory only to admit shortly after he debated Trump he was in a mental decline. Why do you ONLY care when it’s this administration ?? When over the past 4 years people lost their jobs from not covering the vaccine the way Biden wanted it, doctors losing medical licenses etc."
September 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Is the Belt to Ass in the room with us? At least be correct while talking shit. The Division is right there. Can't even do shit talking right.
Cubs vs Brewers head to head
September 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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quad box of Gru meme
September 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM