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Dixon Yamada
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Bruce Springsteen, Bulldogs, Texas Rangers Baseball, and reporting all the important news for the greatest fantasy sports league to ever exist, #DSAC. Reports are from sources, views are my own and not my employers.
“We’re proud to announce the extension with the newly acquired George Kirby for 3 years, 36mm. We’re excited to have him in the rotation and to put forth a Hops record K/BB category by the time we discuss his next extension.” Hops Owner Spencer Linstead

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November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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“We’re announcing that DSAC Champion Trevor Story & DSAC Champion Maikel Garcia are re-signing with the DSAC Champion Hillsboro Hops for 2 years each for a total of 1.5mm. Broke boys can’t get real pressers. We’ve got to be out of here in 10.”
November 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
“The DSAC Champion Hillsboro Hops are proud to announce that we’ve agreed to a three year extension worth $12 million martinbucks with DSAC Champion Ben Rice.”
November 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“The Hillsboro Hops are proud to announce the new Captain of the Hillsboro Hops basketball team is Nikola Jokic. Nikola is a great leader and we are excited for what he’s brought to the squad. He could not make it for this announcement today due to his commitments off-court.” - Hops’ owner Linstead.
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
“The Hillsboro Hops are delighted to announce that we have come to agreement with DSAC Champion Juan Soto on a five year extension worth 120million Martinbucks.” - DSAC Champion President of Baseball Operations Spencer Linstead
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Sources: The Hillsboro Hops have called for a press conference at 6:00PM.

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November 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Sources: Recently acquired Bilal Coulibaly and Scunthorpe Sexland have agreed to a five year extension worth 30mm.

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September 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Sources: Scunthorpe Sexland and G Darius Garland agree to a five year extension worth $30mm.

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September 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Sources: Recently acquired Conor Garland is being cut by the Valley Jobin and taking his place on the active roster is Goalie Dustin Wolf.

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September 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Sources: The Jobin are adding to their WR room depth, calling up both Ricky Pearsall and Josh Downs from the practice squad.

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August 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Sources: The Scunthorpe Skaters are calling up four players to their active roster including a couple of Simon’s cutting it up!

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August 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Sources: The Scunthorpe Skaters and Cole Caufield have agreed to a five year extension worth €40mm.

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August 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Sources: The Scunthorpe Skaters and D-Man Rasmus Dahlin have agreed to a five year, 75mm extension.

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August 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Sources: The Scunthorpe Skaters and former Chancleta, Walleye, and Rattata Warrior Aleksander Barkov have agreed to a five year, 90million dollar extension. #BornAndBred

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August 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Sources: The Scunthorpe Snakes have activated RB Trey Benson from the practice squad.

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August 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Sources: The Hillsboro Hops are calling up a trio of skaters to their active roster. Lane Hutson, Dylan Holloway, and Cutter Gauthier are expected to contribute to a championship defense as well as make an All-DSAC rookie team.

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August 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Sources: The Hillsboro Hops are calling up their three second year receivers to the Active roster from the practice squad. Marvin Harrison Jr, Ladd McConkey, and Xavier Worthy are expected to start week 1 and be in the lineup going forward.

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August 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Sources: The Hillsboro Hops and D-Man Tony DeAngelo have agreed to a two year extension worth $4mm.

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August 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
SOURCES: The Hillsboro Hops and All-DSAC RW David Pastrnak have agreed to a five year extension worth $105mm.
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August 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Sources: The Hillsboro Hops are calling up a pair of prospects at the end of their AHL eligibility, Dawson Mercer & Alex Newhook. Newfoundland’s finest!

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August 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Sources: The Hillsboro Hops have called up SG Rayan Rupert from the G-League to the active squad.

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August 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
SOURCES: The Hillsboro Hops are calling up rising star, center Alex Sarr. Last year’s #1 overall pick will immediately bolster Hillsboro’s group of big men and supply two-way production to the playoff hopeful.

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August 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
SOURCES: The Hillsboro Hops and Nikola Jokic have agreed to a five year, 105 million extension.

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August 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Sources: The Valley Jobin and TE David Njoku have agreed to a two year extension worth 12mm.

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July 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
SOURCES: The Valley Jobin have agreed to extensions with two of their running backs, Braelon Allen and Jaylen Warren.

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July 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM