dsans
@dsaaaans.bsky.social
educator, reader, aspiring reality tv has-been
Can’t even be friends with men anymore please get a grip touch grass and realize I don’t exist to be who YOU want me to be
October 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Can’t even be friends with men anymore please get a grip touch grass and realize I don’t exist to be who YOU want me to be
It’s been 24 hours and I have not stopped laughing at “Angelique”
August 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
It’s been 24 hours and I have not stopped laughing at “Angelique”
If Harry and Shakira come out with the win on this don’t ever ask me again why I’m single. Would rather die alone and friendless than with a man like that.
August 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If Harry and Shakira come out with the win on this don’t ever ask me again why I’m single. Would rather die alone and friendless than with a man like that.
Crying over a public vote dumping on LIUK we are sooo back
July 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Crying over a public vote dumping on LIUK we are sooo back
My best friend and I took advantage of a 2 for $X deal out shopping today and that’s how we got friendship bras
February 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
My best friend and I took advantage of a 2 for $X deal out shopping today and that’s how we got friendship bras
This roundtable is Battle of the Gaslighters
February 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This roundtable is Battle of the Gaslighters
I can’t wait to have 🧊 called on me later bc I pissed off some white boys in my DMs by supporting DEI 💛💛💛
January 31, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I can’t wait to have 🧊 called on me later bc I pissed off some white boys in my DMs by supporting DEI 💛💛💛
This Saturday I’ll be having my first experience at a restaurant with a Michelin-starred chef. I will ALWAYS give myself the dates and experiences I can’t seem to get from men
January 27, 2025 at 1:16 PM
This Saturday I’ll be having my first experience at a restaurant with a Michelin-starred chef. I will ALWAYS give myself the dates and experiences I can’t seem to get from men
I deleted tiktok last night and can’t get it back, I’m being snowed in and forced to miss the show I had tickets for, and I can’t even enjoy myself at home because of this damn migraine
January 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I deleted tiktok last night and can’t get it back, I’m being snowed in and forced to miss the show I had tickets for, and I can’t even enjoy myself at home because of this damn migraine
This episode of traitors has me looking like Bob H did during that damn challenge
January 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This episode of traitors has me looking like Bob H did during that damn challenge
Catching up on the traitors and my god Danielle you’re better than the breakfast babbling!!! Enough!!
January 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Catching up on the traitors and my god Danielle you’re better than the breakfast babbling!!! Enough!!
Does Duolingo offer a course in Nadsat? Trying to read A Clockwork Orange and STRUGGLING to hold on to the vocab
January 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Does Duolingo offer a course in Nadsat? Trying to read A Clockwork Orange and STRUGGLING to hold on to the vocab
These statements all read like they came from ChatGPT
UnitedHealth CEO sent employees a memo yesterday (leaked to me) listing anonymous statements of support for the company.
December 12, 2024 at 6:22 PM
These statements all read like they came from ChatGPT
Please respect my privacy at this time
Breaking News from @theathletic.bsky.social: Juan Soto is said to have agreed to a 15-year, $765 million deal with the Mets, making him baseball’s highest-paid player.
Juan Soto to join New York Mets on 15-year, $765 million megadeal: Source
Soto, still just 26 years old, becomes the highest-paid player in baseball, eclipsing the contract of Shohei Ohtani.
www.nytimes.com
December 9, 2024 at 10:54 AM
Please respect my privacy at this time
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I’m up! Y’all are screwed I got a good nights sleep and have time on my hands.
November 29, 2024 at 1:44 PM
I’m up! Y’all are screwed I got a good nights sleep and have time on my hands.
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I am very kind and friendly but I am also a truly relentless hater. That’s a thing, right?
November 28, 2024 at 11:20 PM
I am very kind and friendly but I am also a truly relentless hater. That’s a thing, right?
A man with three Leo placements just whined to me about being called out at work for having an ego. Like, yes?
November 26, 2024 at 12:48 AM
A man with three Leo placements just whined to me about being called out at work for having an ego. Like, yes?
Always blessed and highly favored 😇
November 20, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Always blessed and highly favored 😇