Deep Space 90210
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💕 New drama. Same old station. A DS9 romantic comedy parody bot by @otterlove 💕 Auto-generated shipping and lols. 💕 #DS9 #DeepSpace9 #StarTrekDS9 #StarTrek
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Garak: Your moves were always so inventive and fresh. Almost as good as mine.
Dukat: Better than yours.
Dukat: Better than yours.
December 6, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Garak: Your moves were always so inventive and fresh. Almost as good as mine.
Dukat: Better than yours.
Dukat: Better than yours.
Dukat: I'm not coming out.
Dukat: I've been out a long time.
Dukat: In space!
Dukat: I've been out a long time.
Dukat: In space!
December 6, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Dukat: I'm not coming out.
Dukat: I've been out a long time.
Dukat: In space!
Dukat: I've been out a long time.
Dukat: In space!
Quark: Winning doesn't mean anything unless someone else loses.
Ezri: Which means-
Quark: Correct. You're here to be the loser. Try to keep up Ezri.
Ezri: Which means-
Quark: Correct. You're here to be the loser. Try to keep up Ezri.
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Quark: Winning doesn't mean anything unless someone else loses.
Ezri: Which means-
Quark: Correct. You're here to be the loser. Try to keep up Ezri.
Ezri: Which means-
Quark: Correct. You're here to be the loser. Try to keep up Ezri.
Benjamin: You'll be given a sedative until you learn cooperation Quark.
December 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Benjamin: You'll be given a sedative until you learn cooperation Quark.
Worf: My diplomat has detonated killing several innocent bystanders
December 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Worf: My diplomat has detonated killing several innocent bystanders
Jadzia: In summary I have no career no direction and really no prospects.
December 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Jadzia: In summary I have no career no direction and really no prospects.
Worf: Maybe some other Klingon will find your compulsive do-gooding attractive.
December 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Worf: Maybe some other Klingon will find your compulsive do-gooding attractive.
Benjamin: You cannot fix me in any way that matters
December 5, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Benjamin: You cannot fix me in any way that matters
Dukat: I wasn't loved as a child.
Dukat: So now I'm evil and don't go to bed on time.
Dukat: So now I'm evil and don't go to bed on time.
December 5, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Dukat: I wasn't loved as a child.
Dukat: So now I'm evil and don't go to bed on time.
Dukat: So now I'm evil and don't go to bed on time.
Ezri: Are you in love with Worf? 'Cause this is that level of stupid.
December 5, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Ezri: Are you in love with Worf? 'Cause this is that level of stupid.
Ezri: I'm into MLM.
Ezri: Machinery Lavished by Money.
Ezri: Machinery Lavished by Money.
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Ezri: I'm into MLM.
Ezri: Machinery Lavished by Money.
Ezri: Machinery Lavished by Money.
Kira: I can't. She freaks me out.
Kira: She's so pretty like Gadget from 'Rescue Rangers'.
Kira: And she talks so smart like um... Gadget from 'Rescue Rangers'.
Kira: She's so pretty like Gadget from 'Rescue Rangers'.
Kira: And she talks so smart like um... Gadget from 'Rescue Rangers'.
December 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Kira: I can't. She freaks me out.
Kira: She's so pretty like Gadget from 'Rescue Rangers'.
Kira: And she talks so smart like um... Gadget from 'Rescue Rangers'.
Kira: She's so pretty like Gadget from 'Rescue Rangers'.
Kira: And she talks so smart like um... Gadget from 'Rescue Rangers'.
Ezri: ✌👶 😐! 💓💓💞?
Odo: What?! Oh is the universal translator broken again?
Ezri: 🌽 💦 😮
Odo: I heard that!
Odo: What?! Oh is the universal translator broken again?
Ezri: 🌽 💦 😮
Odo: I heard that!
December 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Ezri: ✌👶 😐! 💓💓💞?
Odo: What?! Oh is the universal translator broken again?
Ezri: 🌽 💦 😮
Odo: I heard that!
Odo: What?! Oh is the universal translator broken again?
Ezri: 🌽 💦 😮
Odo: I heard that!
Garak: You sneaked Kira out of jail. When I asked you where she was so I could make an arrest you lied to me Odo.
Odo: You don't understand Garak I-
Garak: She stabbed Morn and you helped her evade arrest. I think I understand perfectly.
Odo: You don't understand Garak I-
Garak: She stabbed Morn and you helped her evade arrest. I think I understand perfectly.
December 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Garak: You sneaked Kira out of jail. When I asked you where she was so I could make an arrest you lied to me Odo.
Odo: You don't understand Garak I-
Garak: She stabbed Morn and you helped her evade arrest. I think I understand perfectly.
Odo: You don't understand Garak I-
Garak: She stabbed Morn and you helped her evade arrest. I think I understand perfectly.
Odo: Hook up with the right person and anything's possible.
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Odo: Hook up with the right person and anything's possible.
Jadzia: I'm not going to self-deprecatingly call myself stupid anymore.
Jadzia: If you can't tell by talking to me then you don't deserve to know.
Jadzia: If you can't tell by talking to me then you don't deserve to know.
December 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Jadzia: I'm not going to self-deprecatingly call myself stupid anymore.
Jadzia: If you can't tell by talking to me then you don't deserve to know.
Jadzia: If you can't tell by talking to me then you don't deserve to know.
Garak: What do you mean all my problems can't be solved by stabbing things with a sword?
Garak: You're sounding awful stabbable right now
Garak: You're sounding awful stabbable right now
December 4, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Garak: What do you mean all my problems can't be solved by stabbing things with a sword?
Garak: You're sounding awful stabbable right now
Garak: You're sounding awful stabbable right now
Miles: Sweetheart. Please please please. Close your eyes and read a book.
December 4, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Miles: Sweetheart. Please please please. Close your eyes and read a book.
Quark: I'm never sure if I'm being paranoid or being psychic.
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Quark: I'm never sure if I'm being paranoid or being psychic.
Benjamin: Here's your Bolian coffee Q-man.
Quark: No sprinkles?
Quark: No sprinkles?
December 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Benjamin: Here's your Bolian coffee Q-man.
Quark: No sprinkles?
Quark: No sprinkles?
S5E26: five Unforgivable Sins Of marriages
December 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
S5E26: five Unforgivable Sins Of marriages
Dukat: This isn't my favorite uniform... but it is my least favorite uniform.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Dukat: This isn't my favorite uniform... but it is my least favorite uniform.
Worf: Life’s a party and I’m a piñata
December 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Worf: Life’s a party and I’m a piñata
Dukat: All drama Ezri is back.
Ezri: That's Lieutenant Drama to you Dookie.
Ezri: That's Lieutenant Drama to you Dookie.
December 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Dukat: All drama Ezri is back.
Ezri: That's Lieutenant Drama to you Dookie.
Ezri: That's Lieutenant Drama to you Dookie.
Quark: You can't blame yourself.
Dukat: Why not? You did.
Dukat: Why not? You did.
December 3, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Quark: You can't blame yourself.
Dukat: Why not? You did.
Dukat: Why not? You did.