Ds2k7
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Ds2k7
@ds2k7.bsky.social
I write things! They're... good!
Look at this bad boy
A spiral galaxy, observed with the Apache Point 2.5m Telescope in the SDSS survey.

It is at redshift 0.079 (lookback time 1.08 billion years) with coordinates (146.22351, 22.88511).

49 volunteers classified this galaxy in Galaxy Zoo 2.
December 31, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Actuality, that *isn't* the way I like it
December 13, 2025 at 10:15 AM
You've heard of elf on a shelf, get ready for fey on a sleigh
December 13, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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TEN THOUSAND SEVEN HUNDRED NIPPLES
December 5, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I DON'T GIVE A *whispers* ʰᵒᵛᵉʳᶦⁿᵍ ʰᵉᶜᵏ
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 AM
There's no "I" in "Orchestra", Sharon
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
*Phone rings*
Me: Hello?
Voice, whispers: six seven days
November 19, 2025 at 7:37 AM
"Oh great Wise One, I come before you to seek your counsel. Where may I find that which I have lost?"

"Mate, what do I look like, the Knowledgeable One?"
August 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Your man looks like he writes clean limericks on a book of poetry he'll never publish
August 15, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Your man looks like he writes dirty limericks on toilet stall walls
August 15, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Girl, your man looks like he prefers the prequel trilogy
August 15, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Your man looks like he'd throw gun in rock paper scissors
August 15, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Seeking connection, we embrace the void
August 2, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Hamburger in the streets, hamburglar in the sheets
July 22, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Nature abhors three things most deeply. Of vacuum, all are aware. Of comprehension, many are not. The third and most unknown thing, though, is limericks.
July 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I simply ask the universe for a large violin, and: Viola! There it is.
July 11, 2025 at 11:54 AM
You're *what*?!
SKIN SUIT, crusted
June 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Rupert, son of Egbert, of whom many dark tales are told but which shall not be retold here, was known by all in the Midland as a man of great knowledge and craft, but to none was the knowledge gifted of his forthcoming two weeks leave
June 18, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Pompeii and ceremonyeii
June 2, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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Uber but for organs
July 31, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Thanks for joining me on this video call. Could you please bite your ear to confirm you're human?
May 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
#sbseurovision are we not mentioning the mouse
May 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
#sbseurovision obviously taken some steps to speed up this process by only presenting the 12 point scores. You could probably take another 30m of the total by banning any vote presenters from singing.
May 18, 2025 at 12:55 PM
#sbseurovision did nemo keep both ankles or...
May 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM