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Dr. Zhivago Feelgood
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I am a doctor specializing in Internet Buffoonery and Bud Nippering.
"Facially, they were a complement to each other; he like a gristly steak left too long on the grill, she a bag of famous Idaho potatoes ready to peel."
November 23, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Technically, it's a Merkin.
November 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I ordered a deep dish pizza once and it told me all the gossip about the kitchen staff. It was juicy.
November 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Woodie Guthrie was right: "Some will rob you with a six-gun/And some with a fountain pen.”

Thanks for the link!
November 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This opens the door for "Tedibles"
November 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I think there was some ballot stuffing going on for "Gauze." No way it rates fifth.
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
They were named for a guy who dumped them for Cincinnati.

Cincinnati.
November 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
L.A. and Utah need to trade names with Utah throwing in a second-round pick.
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I don't know how you do it but each one is funnier than the others.

Kudos.
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Vance's jealousy is couched in false praise.
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I'm getting shot in the face with buckshot and then apologizing for it later.
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Pictured: Nancy Mace:, the three biggest boobs in South Carolina politics.*

* 4) Lindsey Graham. 5) Tim Scott
November 19, 2025 at 9:54 AM
So business has increased 500% since Dozy Don was elected? That's a lot of Hemberders.
May they complete their mission soon.
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Thank you for your dedication in nurturing for such wondrous things as books, cats, scones, and the mighty Ox.
November 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Protocol says you have to burn it as it has been soiled.
Also, the flag.
November 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
NGL, I leaked a little reading this thread.
a man in a suit and tie sits at a desk with stuffed animals
ALT: a man in a suit and tie sits at a desk with stuffed animals
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Hate-fillered
November 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
"Her face was a good dose of Salt Peter"
- Least Heat Moon
November 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Can't he just call her "Sporkfoot" like the rest of us?
November 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
That takes the ick factor down from 666⁶⁶⁶ to a more reasonable 46⁴⁷
November 15, 2025 at 5:53 AM