Dr. Zhivago Feelgood
@drzhivagofeelgood.bsky.social
I am a doctor specializing in Internet Buffoonery and Bud Nippering.
"Facially, they were a complement to each other; he like a gristly steak left too long on the grill, she a bag of famous Idaho potatoes ready to peel."
November 23, 2025 at 6:40 AM
"Facially, they were a complement to each other; he like a gristly steak left too long on the grill, she a bag of famous Idaho potatoes ready to peel."
Technically, it's a Merkin.
November 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Technically, it's a Merkin.
I ordered a deep dish pizza once and it told me all the gossip about the kitchen staff. It was juicy.
November 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I ordered a deep dish pizza once and it told me all the gossip about the kitchen staff. It was juicy.
Woodie Guthrie was right: "Some will rob you with a six-gun/And some with a fountain pen.”
Thanks for the link!
Thanks for the link!
November 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Woodie Guthrie was right: "Some will rob you with a six-gun/And some with a fountain pen.”
Thanks for the link!
Thanks for the link!
This opens the door for "Tedibles"
November 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This opens the door for "Tedibles"
I think there was some ballot stuffing going on for "Gauze." No way it rates fifth.
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I think there was some ballot stuffing going on for "Gauze." No way it rates fifth.
They were named for a guy who dumped them for Cincinnati.
Cincinnati.
Cincinnati.
November 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
They were named for a guy who dumped them for Cincinnati.
Cincinnati.
Cincinnati.
L.A. and Utah need to trade names with Utah throwing in a second-round pick.
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
L.A. and Utah need to trade names with Utah throwing in a second-round pick.
I don't know how you do it but each one is funnier than the others.
Kudos.
Kudos.
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I don't know how you do it but each one is funnier than the others.
Kudos.
Kudos.
Vance's jealousy is couched in false praise.
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Vance's jealousy is couched in false praise.
I'm getting shot in the face with buckshot and then apologizing for it later.
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I'm getting shot in the face with buckshot and then apologizing for it later.
Pictured: Nancy Mace:, the three biggest boobs in South Carolina politics.*
* 4) Lindsey Graham. 5) Tim Scott
* 4) Lindsey Graham. 5) Tim Scott
November 19, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Pictured: Nancy Mace:, the three biggest boobs in South Carolina politics.*
* 4) Lindsey Graham. 5) Tim Scott
* 4) Lindsey Graham. 5) Tim Scott
So business has increased 500% since Dozy Don was elected? That's a lot of Hemberders.
May they complete their mission soon.
May they complete their mission soon.
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
So business has increased 500% since Dozy Don was elected? That's a lot of Hemberders.
May they complete their mission soon.
May they complete their mission soon.
Thank you for your dedication in nurturing for such wondrous things as books, cats, scones, and the mighty Ox.
November 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Thank you for your dedication in nurturing for such wondrous things as books, cats, scones, and the mighty Ox.
Protocol says you have to burn it as it has been soiled.
Also, the flag.
Also, the flag.
November 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Protocol says you have to burn it as it has been soiled.
Also, the flag.
Also, the flag.
NGL, I leaked a little reading this thread.
a man in a suit and tie sits at a desk with stuffed animals
ALT: a man in a suit and tie sits at a desk with stuffed animals
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
NGL, I leaked a little reading this thread.
Hate-fillered
November 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Hate-fillered
"Her face was a good dose of Salt Peter"
- Least Heat Moon
- Least Heat Moon
November 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
"Her face was a good dose of Salt Peter"
- Least Heat Moon
- Least Heat Moon
Can't he just call her "Sporkfoot" like the rest of us?
November 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Can't he just call her "Sporkfoot" like the rest of us?
That takes the ick factor down from 666⁶⁶⁶ to a more reasonable 46⁴⁷
November 15, 2025 at 5:53 AM
That takes the ick factor down from 666⁶⁶⁶ to a more reasonable 46⁴⁷