DrWatermelon
@drwatermelon.bsky.social
Interested in music, art, science, and decent human beings. Striving to be as politically ignorant as possible for 2025.
And a Great Big Extra Special "Please Fuck Off and Die" to the @nytimes.com and every journalist who wrote articles over the past few weeks questioning BIDEN's fitness as President.
In the past few weeks. FORMER President Biden.
Fuck You @nytimes.com you are an enemy to every US Citizen.
In the past few weeks. FORMER President Biden.
Fuck You @nytimes.com you are an enemy to every US Citizen.
May 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
And a Great Big Extra Special "Please Fuck Off and Die" to the @nytimes.com and every journalist who wrote articles over the past few weeks questioning BIDEN's fitness as President.
In the past few weeks. FORMER President Biden.
Fuck You @nytimes.com you are an enemy to every US Citizen.
In the past few weeks. FORMER President Biden.
Fuck You @nytimes.com you are an enemy to every US Citizen.
Politicians, journalists, and jerkoffs in suits spouting off 24 hours a day while conveniently ignoring the plain fact that Trump wants desperately to be 21st century Hitler are just as shitty as everyone else in Trump's GOP.
US Citizens refusing to comply is the only path left to stop fascism.
US Citizens refusing to comply is the only path left to stop fascism.
May 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Politicians, journalists, and jerkoffs in suits spouting off 24 hours a day while conveniently ignoring the plain fact that Trump wants desperately to be 21st century Hitler are just as shitty as everyone else in Trump's GOP.
US Citizens refusing to comply is the only path left to stop fascism.
US Citizens refusing to comply is the only path left to stop fascism.
James Comey is a political hack with no fucking allegiance to the truth, justice, or US Citizens. Fuck James Comey.
May 17, 2025 at 1:58 PM
James Comey is a political hack with no fucking allegiance to the truth, justice, or US Citizens. Fuck James Comey.
Amy Coney Barrett voted to give Trump immunity. Fuck her and the Trojan Horse she rode in on.
May 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Amy Coney Barrett voted to give Trump immunity. Fuck her and the Trojan Horse she rode in on.
I truly hope that JD and his pal Donnie get to meet The Pope again soon.
April 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I truly hope that JD and his pal Donnie get to meet The Pope again soon.
The fact that the @nytimes.com banner headline today does not say "TRUMP SETS OFF CONSITUTIONAL CRISIS, DECLINES TO FOLLOW THE RULE OF LAW" tells you all you need to know about the NYTimes & every other bullshit rag that's not worth the bandwidth it takes up on the internet in 2025.
Worthless.
Worthless.
April 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The fact that the @nytimes.com banner headline today does not say "TRUMP SETS OFF CONSITUTIONAL CRISIS, DECLINES TO FOLLOW THE RULE OF LAW" tells you all you need to know about the NYTimes & every other bullshit rag that's not worth the bandwidth it takes up on the internet in 2025.
Worthless.
Worthless.
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"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school
April 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school
There have been a lot of murderous and hateful leaders of nations, but has there ever been a world leader as purely moronic as Trump? I can't think of any comparison.
He's truly a singularly idiotic jackass as well as scumbag.
He's truly a singularly idiotic jackass as well as scumbag.
April 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
There have been a lot of murderous and hateful leaders of nations, but has there ever been a world leader as purely moronic as Trump? I can't think of any comparison.
He's truly a singularly idiotic jackass as well as scumbag.
He's truly a singularly idiotic jackass as well as scumbag.
Paul Krugman today: "The idea that there’s some master plan or some deeper strategy — it just requires torturous ignoring of what’s very clearly happening."
Trump is a hateful, racist, slow-minded moron. He doesn't know shit and neither do his supporters. They are just shitty humans all around.
Trump is a hateful, racist, slow-minded moron. He doesn't know shit and neither do his supporters. They are just shitty humans all around.
April 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Paul Krugman today: "The idea that there’s some master plan or some deeper strategy — it just requires torturous ignoring of what’s very clearly happening."
Trump is a hateful, racist, slow-minded moron. He doesn't know shit and neither do his supporters. They are just shitty humans all around.
Trump is a hateful, racist, slow-minded moron. He doesn't know shit and neither do his supporters. They are just shitty humans all around.
I hope Dems only response to The GOP's spiraling idiocy is no discussion whatsoever - They Own All of This
April 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I hope Dems only response to The GOP's spiraling idiocy is no discussion whatsoever - They Own All of This
Life in the dumbest nation on Earth...
April 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Life in the dumbest nation on Earth...
My only comment with any humor is that today was the 180degree opposite of what JFK called "Profiles in Courage".
Trump and Vance exemplified "Profiles in Bitchage".
Trump and Vance exemplified "Profiles in Bitchage".
February 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
My only comment with any humor is that today was the 180degree opposite of what JFK called "Profiles in Courage".
Trump and Vance exemplified "Profiles in Bitchage".
Trump and Vance exemplified "Profiles in Bitchage".
In related news, JD Vance may be the biggest coward (or littlest bitch) on the planet. What a disgusting excuse for a man. I would ask how he lives with himself but I already know it's easy when you're brain is too far up your asshole to get any oxygen.
February 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
In related news, JD Vance may be the biggest coward (or littlest bitch) on the planet. What a disgusting excuse for a man. I would ask how he lives with himself but I already know it's easy when you're brain is too far up your asshole to get any oxygen.
Thanks to the proud ignorance and unmatched idiocy of the US electorate, this nation is now a force of evil in the world. We deserve whatever we get. The lives of US military deserve the same respect as Russian soldiers. This is what the US electorate voted for.
February 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Thanks to the proud ignorance and unmatched idiocy of the US electorate, this nation is now a force of evil in the world. We deserve whatever we get. The lives of US military deserve the same respect as Russian soldiers. This is what the US electorate voted for.
If you know any Trump supporters who haven't yet figured out that Trump is an evil cancerous shitstain who doesn't deserve oxygen, then those Trump supporters also do not deserve oxygen. They need to be ostracized from polite society, there is no cruelty that they do not deserve. Fuck them all.
February 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
If you know any Trump supporters who haven't yet figured out that Trump is an evil cancerous shitstain who doesn't deserve oxygen, then those Trump supporters also do not deserve oxygen. They need to be ostracized from polite society, there is no cruelty that they do not deserve. Fuck them all.
Those who know history don't buy Fords.
Those who know grifting and history don't buy Teslas.
Those who know grifting and history don't buy Teslas.
February 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Those who know history don't buy Fords.
Those who know grifting and history don't buy Teslas.
Those who know grifting and history don't buy Teslas.
The only US politicians that have earned my trust are @aoc.bsky.social, @sanders.senate.gov, and @booker.senate.gov.
No one else has anything relevant to say in 2025, no leadership to offer when the US seems most hopeless and most others have contributed to our current situation.
No one else has anything relevant to say in 2025, no leadership to offer when the US seems most hopeless and most others have contributed to our current situation.
February 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The only US politicians that have earned my trust are @aoc.bsky.social, @sanders.senate.gov, and @booker.senate.gov.
No one else has anything relevant to say in 2025, no leadership to offer when the US seems most hopeless and most others have contributed to our current situation.
No one else has anything relevant to say in 2025, no leadership to offer when the US seems most hopeless and most others have contributed to our current situation.
US citizens continue to choose fear, cowardice and self-delusion.
Every day proves that we do not have the will to resist becoming the metastatic cancer that will either destroy the world or get what we deserve.
Newsflash - These sick fucks are not leaving voluntarily in four years.
Every day proves that we do not have the will to resist becoming the metastatic cancer that will either destroy the world or get what we deserve.
Newsflash - These sick fucks are not leaving voluntarily in four years.
January 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
US citizens continue to choose fear, cowardice and self-delusion.
Every day proves that we do not have the will to resist becoming the metastatic cancer that will either destroy the world or get what we deserve.
Newsflash - These sick fucks are not leaving voluntarily in four years.
Every day proves that we do not have the will to resist becoming the metastatic cancer that will either destroy the world or get what we deserve.
Newsflash - These sick fucks are not leaving voluntarily in four years.
You need to be brave as hell to fly commercial airlines while Trump is president. Whole planeloads of people could go down in flames and it's just the way things go, I guess. Not Trump's fault, probably something Biden or a brown person did. Gonna be a summer of road trips for me.
January 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
You need to be brave as hell to fly commercial airlines while Trump is president. Whole planeloads of people could go down in flames and it's just the way things go, I guess. Not Trump's fault, probably something Biden or a brown person did. Gonna be a summer of road trips for me.
Absolutely infuriating that everyone knew the Nazi playbook in the 1940s and 50s and many of these people are still alive today but are simply too goddamn stupid and hateful to learn from the past. This seems to be almost completely unique to The US. Dumbest nation on Earth.
January 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Absolutely infuriating that everyone knew the Nazi playbook in the 1940s and 50s and many of these people are still alive today but are simply too goddamn stupid and hateful to learn from the past. This seems to be almost completely unique to The US. Dumbest nation on Earth.
Political analysis for today - I feel pretty confident that Zuck the Cuck and Sissy SpaceX would service Trump orally if asked, no hesitation.
January 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Political analysis for today - I feel pretty confident that Zuck the Cuck and Sissy SpaceX would service Trump orally if asked, no hesitation.
Did anyone else come to BlueSky because you didn't want a timeline full of The Worst Goddam People on The Planet? I did and it's not working out.
Starting to think the greatest trick the devil ever played was making people think that he deserved their attention.
Starting to think the greatest trick the devil ever played was making people think that he deserved their attention.
January 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Did anyone else come to BlueSky because you didn't want a timeline full of The Worst Goddam People on The Planet? I did and it's not working out.
Starting to think the greatest trick the devil ever played was making people think that he deserved their attention.
Starting to think the greatest trick the devil ever played was making people think that he deserved their attention.