The fact that Katy Perry probably hasn’t been working on a contemporary pop-punk song called “Punching Bag” with the lyric “human piñata” in there at least once… the world hasn’t even started healing yet.

Lemme go home and paint my nails while I boil some carrots

She was a childhood friend. It really hurts to have lost her.

Glam rock ooga-booga boogaloo.

Well yes. She devoured.

I reached my goal of 6 sketch covers!

I might do 2 more, but this is enough to sell at my next show 👍

Rebecca Black is restoring my will to live.

Parts of my body feel like the skin of a hairless cat. Skin pussy soft.

What is it with fruit covered in blood?

Last month made me feel like my skeleton, my veins, my organs, and muscles were all gonna jump out of my skin. Then run in opposite directions somehow screaming… falalalalalala

“Iron Man 3” is a Christmas movie. Happy Holidays.