it’s…. dense

20 years ago I threw in the towel with about 90 pages left after realizing I retained nothing, maybe one day I’ll try again

I make good bathroom art

Best seat in the house

You’re not immune to main character syndrome just because you know what it is.

Tangential, but the thing that has been slowing boring a hole through my brain for almost a decade is how the act of bastardizing and wholly ceding the term “woke” to its current pejorative state exemplifies the insidious systems to which one should be awaken.

This is one of my favorite use of that semi-liquid gold

You misheard. It was *The Situation’s* room. Guy from “Jersey Shore”

For every capable shithead there’s got to be at least three decent people who could perform just as well or better

Live and let live doesn’t apply to public life. No shortage of holes for folks to crawl into.

I’m hope scrolling but I’m worried it’s just a precursor to doomscrolling

A kind donation of words, a true philanthropist

Thank for your feelings, they will provide much needed relief for overburdened Americans in their time of need.

“Crisis” damn sounds serious, maybe you should have taken drastic measures to address it but oh well

Despite inflation, words are still cheap

Talk is the one of the few things seemingly unaffected by inflation